Advice from the Comedy Club
Haggis: Once You Turn 50, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!
Cella: Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana
Quickwit: Careful, Robin. Both Hands on the Bat-Rope.
Cray: Don't Drink and Bike
Silent Rob: A Cookie is a Sometime Food
Parumpdragon: Don't Put Metal in the Microwave
NinaK: You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful
PorterStarrByrd: Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life
Kayleamay: Try to Keep It Between the Ditches
ToT: Guaranteed way to lose weight... eat your food naked in front of a mirror. The restaraunt will definitely kick you out before you are finished.
Jaycinth: Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.