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ottomadenedamotto

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No, we aren't alone in the universe, and it seems our neighbors enjoy salty snacks: the planet Earth, for example.
 

Etola

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On the first day she woke, the world was full of emerald butterflies.
 

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Eliaspin Grunther let his head droop just a fraction, just enough time it took for him to whip his weapon of choice from its sling on his hip and smirked as the man in front of him realized what was about to happen: he was about to slain by The Bassoonist.
 

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Eliaspin Grunter, the assassin known as the Bassoonist, blew a short melody, sending three poison-tipped darts arcing over the town square and into the neck of the loitering Guardsman.
 

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(I'm assuming the job of music critic has a very high turnover rate in this world :D)

Belle Damn, former pirate and now proprietress of the Death Knell, whipped her funeral bells from their holsters and sent them ringing off the skull of her bellicose barkeep.
 

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As my surrounding came to me, I realized that I was stuck in the beginning of a generic fantasy story.

Which meant only one thing. God hates me.
 

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I fell asleep as a Boston attorney, and awoke to the roar of the dragon as it crashed through the trees before me, suddenly realizing I had a flaming sword in one hand, a glowing orb in the other, and a voice in my head repeating something about a prophecy.
 

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I fell asleep as a Boston attorney, and awoke to the roar of the dragon as it crashed through the trees before me, suddenly realizing I had a flaming sword in one hand, a glowing orb in the other, and a voice in my head repeating something about a prophecy.

A Connecticut Barrister in King Aragorn's Court?





Some say crossing the river Styx is impossible: they're wrong, of course, but as with any other exit from hell, there's always the devil to pay.
 

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Given the nature of her job, Death tended to go with the hooded cloak, shadowed face and scythe - no one took a blonde twenty-something seriously when you told them they were dead unless they were a Viking warrior. Then they decided you were a Valkyrie and probably a good shag.
 

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If I had known aliens would be invaded my home state today, I would have had a steak for breakfast instead of a Hotpocket.
 

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Never before seen footage of the Abominable Snowman surfaced after the Loch Ness Monster, the Mothman and the Silver Lake Sea Serpent were all proven to exist, leading some media sources to report that it would also soon be exposed as a vacationing sightseer from another dimension.
 

ELMontague

I'd give a Telethian kronar for half an hour with that side of her; you'd have to pay me the kronar to spend ten minutes with the other.

Badducky, is that a cheat?