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alexaherself · Aug 3, 2012

The third time of trying is best
Though between times you may need a rest
Just twice is no good
And so, knock on wood,
Have a triple attempt - with zest.

If you can't go to sea on a ship

iLion · Aug 3, 2012

If you can't go to sea on a ship
Grab your Speedo and have a nice dip

Nymtoc · Aug 3, 2012

If you can't go to sea on a ship
Grab your Speedo and have a nice dip
But don't swim too far

kenthepen · Aug 3, 2012

If you can't go to sea on a ship
Grab your Speedo and go for a dip
But don't go too far
Or you'll hit a sand bar

Nymtoc · Aug 3, 2012

If you can't go to sea on a ship
Grab your Speedo and go for a dip
But don't go too far
Or you'll hit a sand bar
And you'll break your big toe or your hip.

I haven't seen Yorick of late

alexaherself · Aug 3, 2012

I haven't seen Yorick of late
And have heard that he's not feeling great

Zeddo · Aug 3, 2012

I haven't seen Yorick of late
And have heard that he's not feeling great
But he still gives a grin

alexaherself · Aug 3, 2012

I haven't seen Yorick of late
And have heard that he's not feeling great
But he still gives a grin
Though his bones have gone thin

kenthepen · Aug 3, 2012

I haven't seen Yorick of late
And I've heard that he's not feeling great
But he still gives a grin
Though his bones have gone thin
And his hair's quite deserted his pate.

If Hamlet had still seen his shrink

Nymtoc · Aug 3, 2012

If Hamlet had still seen his shrink
Chances are that he'd be in the pink

kenthepen · Aug 3, 2012

If Hamlet had still seen his shrink
Chances are that he'd be in the pink
And not be this clenched

Nymtoc · Aug 3, 2012

If Hamlet had still seen his shrink
Chances are that he'd be in the pink
And not be this clenched
Sicko, drenched

alexaherself · Aug 4, 2012

If Hamlet had still seen his shrink
Chances are that he'd be in the pink
And not be this clenched
Sicko, drenched
Though his uncle might still be a fink.

T.S. Eliot was quite at a loss

kenthepen · Aug 4, 2012

T. S. Eliot was quite at a loss
Tangled up in his own dental floss

alexaherself · Aug 4, 2012

T. S. Eliot was quite at a loss
Tangled up in his own dental floss.
With his molars askew

Matera the Mad · Aug 4, 2012

T. S. Eliot was quite at a loss
Tangled up in his own dental floss.
With his molars askew
He could bite, but not chew,

Zeddo · Aug 4, 2012

T. S. Eliot was quite at a loss
Tangled up in his own dental floss.
With his molars askew
He could bite, but not chew,
So he ate only barbecue sauce.

Art made two thousand hot dogs each day

Nymtoc · Aug 4, 2012

T. S. Eliot was quite at a loss
Tangled up in his own dental floss.
With his molars askew
He could bite, but not chew,
So he ate only barbecue sauce.

Art made two thousand hot dogs each day
But the customers all stayed away

kenthepen · Aug 4, 2012

Art made two thousand hot dogs a day
But the customers all stayed away
So he built him a fort

alexaherself · Aug 5, 2012

Art made two thousand hot dogs a day
But the customers all stayed away
So he built him a fort
And said "Well, I ought

kenthepen · Aug 5, 2012

Art made two thousand hot dogs a day
But the customers all stayed away
So he built him a fort
And said "Well, I ought
To make edible lincoln logs pay."

His yoyo would only go up

Nymtoc · Aug 5, 2012

His yoyo would only go up
From the day it was chewed by his pup

kenthepen · Aug 5, 2012

His yoyo would only go up
From the day it was chewed by his pup
Somehow gravity-free

Zeddo · Aug 5, 2012

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alexaherself · Aug 5, 2012

His yoyo would only go up
From the day it was chewed by his pup
Somehow gravity-free
It rolled up a tree

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