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alexaherself · Jul 11, 2012

The bridge down the river is wide
But too near the sea at high tide
It gets pretty wet
And people forget
To stay well away from the side.

In Sweden they do what they can

Nymtoc · Jul 11, 2012

In Sweden they do what they can
To stay well away from that man

Pthom · Jul 11, 2012

In Sweden they do what they can
To stay well away from that man
Who stands on the corner

Zeddo · Jul 11, 2012

In Sweden they do what they can
To stay well away from that man
Who stands on the corner
Reading Little Jack Horner

Nymtoc · Jul 11, 2012

In Sweden they do what they can
To stay well away from that man
Who stands on the corner
Reading Little Jack Horner
While banging an old frying pan.

In former life I was King Tut

alexaherself · Jul 11, 2012

In former life I was King Tut
And after that Lord Falkenbutt

Nymtoc · Jul 11, 2012

In former life I was King Tut
And after that Lord Falkenbutt
And also Jeanne d'Arc

alexaherself · Jul 11, 2012

In former life I was King Tut
And after that Lord Falkenbutt
And also Jeanne d'Arc
(No walk in the park)

Nymtoc · Jul 11, 2012

In former life I was King Tut
And after that Lord Falkenbutt
And also Jeanne d'Arc
(No walk in the park)
And George the Third. I was a nut!

Be careful, my dear, lest you stray

Zeddo · Jul 11, 2012

Be careful, my dear, lest you stray
Into times when your virtue gives way

Nymtoc · Jul 11, 2012

Jack was vain and had face-lifts each year
His skin was pulled tight to each ear.

kenthepen · Jul 11, 2012

Jack was vain and had face-lifts each year
His skin was pulled tight to each ear.
Now his grin is so wide

Nymtoc · Jul 11, 2012

Okay, let's do both limericks. Zeddo and I came in neck-and-neck a few posts back, but we're up for a two-fer, aren't we?

Jack was vain and had face-lifts each year
His skin was pulled tight to each ear.
Now his grin is so wide
It would scare Mr. Hyde

Be careful, my dear, lest you stray
Into times when your virtue gives way,
For young men, alas,

Zeddo · Jul 11, 2012

You betcha!

Jack was vain and had face-lifts each year
His skin was pulled tight to each ear.
Now his grin is so wide
It would scare Mr. Hyde
And make Frankenstein stand up and jeer!

Be careful, my dear, lest you stray
Into times when your virtue gives way,
For young men, alas,
After making a pass

Nymtoc · Jul 11, 2012

Be careful, my dear, lest you stray
Into times when your virtue gives way,
For young men, alas,
After making a pass
Take your virtue entire. Lackaday!

My dad has an old GTO

Sir_Nigel · Jul 12, 2012

My dad has an old GTO
But he drives so exceedingly slow

alexaherself · Jul 12, 2012

My dad has an old GTO
But he drives so exceedingly slow
He causes delays

archerjoe · Jul 12, 2012

My dad has an old GTO
But he drives so exceedingly slow
He causes delays
On all motorways

alexaherself · Jul 12, 2012

My dad has an old GTO
But he drives so exceedingly slow
He causes delays
On all motorways
And that's really no way to go.

My own car is forty years old

iLion · Jul 12, 2012

My own car is forty years old
It's worth its own weight now... in gold!

Nymtoc · Jul 12, 2012

My own car is forty years old
It's worth its own weight now... in gold!
I wash it each day

iLion · Jul 12, 2012

My own car is forty years old
It's worth its own weight now... in gold!
I wash it each day
Then drive it away

Nymtoc · Jul 12, 2012

My own car is forty years old
It's worth its own weight now... in gold!
I wash it each day
Then drive it away
Don't ask! It will never be sold.

A daring young damsel was Lily

iLion · Jul 12, 2012

A daring young damsel was Lily
Who lived in the nude in South Philly

Zeddo · Jul 12, 2012

A daring young damsel was Lily
Who lived in the nude in South Philly
When she went to the mall

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