Since you claim to be my agent, would you kindly explain why a) You have siphoned 110% of my royalties, when our contract stipulates that you are entitled to 10% and b) you haven't returned either my calls or the calls of my zombie lawyer? As for the corpsebotic experiment you performed on me, does that explain why I now have a tail that wags at an acceleration speed of 110 M.P.H. ?