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Your deepest most secret fantasy is leaving un-totaled receipts lying on your desk for the evening ?
Is it any wonder that the ladies LOVE the adult RT? I think not...
Your most secret fantasy is that you harbor a secret past with Haggis?NO.
You played with my emotions.
I here by sentence you to...
hmmmmmmmmmm..........................
That was written on a dare, huh? Ok.
You can make it up without having to wrestle Cindy for tips.
I dare you:
perform a 5 min monologue, complete with jokes and avoid the pie that will be thrown at the end.
If that is too hard...go oover to OP and VOLUNTEER TO BE ROYALTY FOR THE WEEK....but you have to announce it is because you played fast and loose with my emotions and revealed my deepest most secret fantasy...
***Checks mirror to make sure a straight face is kept***
But we can't HELP it.The only draw back is they tug on my ears. I used to be all smooth but after you've had your ass pulled up to the back of your neck you'd look like a wrinkled accordian, too.
Not really.Oh, like an aardvark can hold it's licker?
Takes one to know one. Great minds think alike. When you point one finger at me, three point right back at you.HAH! I spelled it that way so I'd look innocent.
You filthy filthy minded people, you.
Women just don't know how to hold their liquor.
...and a mango soy smoothie.
Oh my G-- I just got it: "Rolling Thunder!!!" (only took me four months!)
Good one!
I actually got it immediately. I thought Mr. Thunder was paying tribute to 'Rolling Thunder', which is the guys on Harleys who prade in DC for the Veterans on Memorial Day.
I thought it was special and respectful.
Sorry RT. I'll insult you on my next post, I promise.
Yeah, sounds repulsive to me, too. But there's no accounting for taste.Excuse me while I die at the thought of a mango soy smoothie. . .
People have asked about that since I arrived on the internet over ten years ago, Jay. Way back when the number of screen name characters was limited. I've used that screen name from the beginning and the same questions have been asked:
Does that have something to do with the Vietnam bombing codename Rolling Thunder?
No.
Does that have something to do with the Vietnam motorcycle tribute?
No.
Are you a Native American?
No.
Is it because you have gas and sound like a large airliner taking off?
Interesting view, but no.
Well, then. I take it all back. Except the 'bra strap/garrotte' part. I meant that. I really did. Come closer, RT. Kiss me.
..your mouth says you ain't stoopid....the bartender says to give you a few more, straight up and neat and you will be.
It is a very pretty bra, RT. All black, and black, with straps.......