Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Orangutans kinda look like muppets...

DomesticImp said:

Orangutans kinda look like muppets...

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There is no reason to insult orangutans!

Ummmm, yes, thank you AC. That's right DomesticImp, gotta be nice to orang utans. And muppets too, of course!

alleycat said:

There is no reason to insult orangutans!

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I thought it was a compliment...I like muppets.

DomesticImp said:

I like muppets.

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Roasted or grilled?

alleycat said:

Roasted or grilled?

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Actually...it's their feet.

They make awesome socks.

I have one purple pair of muppet feet socks, and can't find any more, anywhere. *pout*

Well I'm off to bed, I watched "Dirty Dancing". I asked husband to put on a black t shirt and he gave me a blank look.

Good evening funners.

goodnight Duchess, ooh sexing it up some I see.

Just got off work. I think I need a drink...or two.

DomesticImp said:

Actually...it's their feet.

They make awesome socks.

I have one purple pair of muppet feet socks, and can't find any more, anywhere. *pout*

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I knew you would fit in here....

night-flyer said:

Good evening funners.

goodnight Duchess, ooh sexing it up some I see.

Just got off work. I think I need a drink...or two.

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or 4. I would like 4 drinks.

Hi Bettie.

I saw you befriended me on Good Reads. I have no idea of what that is.lol. I accidently got put into it from entering a give away.

*has no idea of what to do there*

oh, you list all the books you've read, what you have in your tbr and spend endless hours looking at lists of books and adding more and more to your tbr.

It's a fabulous time suck. And does real damage to the bank account.*

*I try to see if I can get them at the library, actually.

Do they charge you for being a part of Good Reads?

Nope!

Ah, well that's good.

Not sure if I'll be on there much. Too many other things sucking up my time as it is. :/

Good morning, house of Good Readers.

Stupid me, I woke up at 3:00 in the morning. The cat immediately starting demanding tuna. So, I have made the coffee and the cat has had tuna.

I haven't gone to bed yet.

We're crazy here. I'm chatting with a certain young lady on Facebook. At 4:30 in the morning!

I am back from work. Thank the heavens. Crap night tonight. Crap. Night. I'm happy to be home, was there talks of drinks?

Evening Funners.

I realised today that I suck at darts, despite having played a LOT some years ago.

Dad has a dart board. So he and I played a game of Round The World. You've got to get 1-20 in order, then a double, triple and then bull's eye to win.

He got up to 4 while I was on 2. Then stepmum joined in. Pretty soon they were both on 9 and I was on... 4.

By the end of the game, dad won, stepmum was on 20, and I was on 15.

I think I hit the darts cabinet more than the actual board!

Oh, and I found out stepmum won a mixed doubles darts tournament when she was young. So I don't feel quite so bad for getting my butt kicked.

Sydneyd said:

I am back from work. Thank the heavens. Crap night tonight. Crap. Night. I'm happy to be home, was there talks of drinks?

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I have coffee.

There is some wine in the kitchen. Also some bourbon. Rum all gone.

I'm drinking Coke from a can. It's best from a can. NOM.

*opens one eye*

So?

Did I win the dance-off?

*lapses into a comma*

I'll save the coffee for tomorrow. Double bourbon, straight, with a bourbon back

Silent Rob said:

*opens one eye*

So?

Did I win the dance-off?

*lapses into a comma*

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No, you didn't. I danced a circle around you, then two, then you cried sad muppet tears.