Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Depends on the frame.



Do you prefer cherry or oak?
 

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Cherry, mos def.

Were you involved in the conspiracy?
 

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Of course not.

Would I tell you if I was?
 

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Um, Deep throat.

Maybe I shouldn't have trusted him?
 

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A little muffled.

Aren't messages from the beyond always distorted?
 

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You're probably not using the right medium.

What calling plan are you on?
 

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I don't call it a plan.

Was that my first mistake?
 

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Sure thing, Hannibal.

Don't you love it when a plan comes together no more?
 

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That happened to you...

Didn't it?
 

Silent Rob

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I can't say.

You know a lot of things happen to a guy when he escapes from a maximum security stockade into the los angeles underground, right?
 

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How did you get from Tarahong to Los Angeles?

Question and Answer
 

Silent Rob

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I took the bus.

How else would I have done it?
 

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Taking the bus..

Isn't that what got you to Tarahong Detention Center to begin with?
 

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I couldn't help it!

Didn't you hear about what would've happened if'n I'd let it travel slower than 55mph?
 

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That didn't get you very far with the cops...

How far do you think it'll get you with Judge Roy Bean?
 

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Long Johns.

Are they silver?
 

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do you want me to look for them?



or at them?