What balls they have!

Honalo · Oct 2, 2008

JUST GOT THIS OFF THE NEWSWIRE:

"It's Italian Pizza With Serbians Balls," Says Gourmet Author

- Tastiest Testicles are From Bulls, Stallions, Ostriches

- Best Aphrodisiacs are Sheep or Stallion Testicles

- Multi-Media Book Includes Video of Author Peeling, Slicing Testicles; Preparing "Testicle Pizza"; "Testicle Pie"

Recipes for "Testicle Pizza", "Battered Testicles" and "Bull Testicles With Bechamel Sauce" are among 31 dishes served up in the world's first testicle cookbook.

"The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls" (http://www.yudu.com/testicles) is published today as a multimedia e-Book on YUDU. It comes complete with video demonstrations of the author cooking dishes including Testicle Pizza, Testicle Pie and Testicle Goulash.
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GRAP YOUR KETCHUP!

Seaclusion · Oct 2, 2008

Mela said:
JUST GOT THIS OFF THE NEWSWIRE:

"It's Italian Pizza With Serbians Balls," Says Gourmet Author

- Tastiest Testicles are From Bulls, Stallions, Ostriches

- Best Aphrodisiacs are Sheep or Stallion Testicles

- Multi-Media Book Includes Video of Author Peeling, Slicing Testicles; Preparing "Testicle Pizza"; "Testicle Pie"

Recipes for "Testicle Pizza", "Battered Testicles" and "Bull Testicles With Bechamel Sauce" are among 31 dishes served up in the world's first testicle cookbook.

"The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls" (http://www.yudu.com/testicles) is published today as a multimedia e-Book on YUDU. It comes complete with video demonstrations of the author cooking dishes including Testicle Pizza, Testicle Pie and Testicle Goulash.
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GRAP YOUR KETCHUP!

You have officially crosed over to the strange. :crazy:

Richard

vixey · Oct 2, 2008

Is there a recipe for eunic's, uh, parts?

*looks around sees all the men crossing their legs*

shyne · Oct 2, 2008

Mela said:
JUST GOT THIS OFF THE NEWSWIRE:

"It's Italian Pizza With Serbians Balls," Says Gourmet Author

- Tastiest Testicles are From Bulls, Stallions, Ostriches

- Best Aphrodisiacs are Sheep or Stallion Testicles

- Multi-Media Book Includes Video of Author Peeling, Slicing Testicles; Preparing "Testicle Pizza"; "Testicle Pie"

Recipes for "Testicle Pizza", "Battered Testicles" and "Bull Testicles With Bechamel Sauce" are among 31 dishes served up in the world's first testicle cookbook.

"The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls" (http://www.yudu.com/testicles) is published today as a multimedia e-Book on YUDU. It comes complete with video demonstrations of the author cooking dishes including Testicle Pizza, Testicle Pie and Testicle Goulash.
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GRAP YOUR KETCHUP!

Schweaty?

rhymegirl · Oct 2, 2008

The ball's in your court, Mela.

DeleyanLee · Oct 2, 2008

And someone knew you'd be interested in that, eh? I think that says it all right there.

But, then again, you knew we'd be interested in that, so totally 'nuff said.

Pagey's_Girl · Oct 2, 2008

And here I thought pineapple-jalepeno pizza was weird...

ETA: "Testicle Pizza" would be a great name for a punk band.

rhymegirl · Oct 2, 2008

People will have a ball with those recipes.

shyne · Oct 2, 2008

rhymegirl said:
People will have a ball with those recipes.

Yes!

Honalo · Oct 2, 2008

Seaclusion said:
You have officially crosed over to the strange.

Richard

I didn't write the bloomin' book. I am merely a conduit for information.

Honalo · Oct 2, 2008

I don't know about battered testicles - I wouldn't want testicles that were beaten up.
Oh, they mean BATTERED, as in pancake batter.

shyne · Oct 2, 2008

Mela said:
I didn't write the bloomin' book. I am merely a conduit for information.

I appreciate your conduit...cy...ness

Gravity · Oct 2, 2008

Sounds like a case of having too many balls in the air. Reminds me of a limerick:

There was a young man from Devizes,
Whose balls were of different sizes.
One ball was so small
It was no ball at at all,
But the other won several prizes.

Don · Oct 2, 2008

Mela said:
I didn't write the bloomin' book. I am merely a conduit for information.

But then again, there were literally billions of things you could have chosen to bring with you to the forum today... and you chose a testicle cookbook.

*checks Mela for knife in hand... checks zipper... backs quietly out of thread.*

Ageless Stranger · Oct 2, 2008

Pagey's_Girl said:
And here I thought pineapple-jalepeno pizza was weird...

ETA: "Testicle Pizza" would be a great name for a punk band.

Our album, Testicular Toppings will be out next fall. I'll put aside a copy for ya.

shyne · Oct 2, 2008

Ageless Stranger said:
Our album, Testicular Toppings will be out next fall. I'll put aside a copy for ya.

Awe skeet skeet

JoeEkaitis · Oct 2, 2008

Mela said:
. . .

"The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls" (http://www.yudu.com/testicles) is published today as a multimedia e-Book on YUDU. It comes complete with video demonstrations of the author cooking dishes including Testicle Pizza, Testicle Pie and Testicle Goulash.
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GRAP YOUR KETCHUP!

YUDU, and YU'LL never be allowed in the kitchen again!

JoeEkaitis · Oct 2, 2008

Ageless Stranger said:
Our album, Testicular Toppings will be out next fall. I'll put aside a copy for ya.

Is that before or after Betty Crocker introduces Hung-Like-A-Horse Helper?

C A Winters · Oct 2, 2008

Pagey's_Girl said:
And here I thought pineapple-jalepeno pizza was weird...

Actually that sounds yummy to me. Hot and sweet, good combination.

C A Winters · Oct 2, 2008

Mela said:
I didn't write the bloomin' book. I am merely a conduit for information.

'Tis all right dear, we understand.

Silver King · Oct 2, 2008

I mentioned this before, in the Cooking forum no less, about a friend of mine who was visiting Spain and ordered the evening special in a restaurant without knowing what it was. He was served two immense round objects that he ate with relish. He later found out they were the testicles from the animals that had died during bull fights. That didn't faze him at all, and he said it was the best meal he'd ever eaten.

He went back to the restaurant the following evening and ordered the same dish, only this time he was served two very small testicles. When he complained, the waiter said, "Sir, the bull does not always lose the contest!"

Yeshanu · Oct 2, 2008

Silver King said:
I mentioned this before, in the Cooking forum no less, about a friend of mine who was visiting Spain and ordered the evening special in a restaurant without knowing what it was. He was served two immense round objects that he ate with relish. He later found out they were the testicles from the animals that had died during bull fights. That didn't faze him at all, and he said it was the best meal he'd ever eaten.

He went back to the restaurant the following evening and ordered the same dish, only this time he was served two very small testicles. When he complained, the waiter said, "Sir, the bull does not always lose the contest!"

Ow!

kct webber · Oct 2, 2008

Testicles are actually very good. Seriously. I've eaten them many times. Bull, sheep, pig... Mmmm...

Darzian · Oct 2, 2008

IMHO,

OMG.

benbradley · Oct 2, 2008

Oh, this isn't the discussion forum about the Vice Presidential debate?

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