Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Hello, house of sleeping floozies.

Seems like a quiet night in the HoFF.

I'm cooking fish and wedges for dinner. It will be very tasty.

Anyone for coffee?

I have coffee, but I'll take some fish and wedges.

L.Y. No worries, the muppet will be jazzing the place up, shortly. It's about that time.

Ugh. I need to clean the house. Mostly I want to go to bed.

night-flyer said:

No worries, the muppet will be jazzing the place up, shortly. It's about that time.

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*swings into thread on a bedazzled trapeze*

ROAR

*beats chest*

*shakes jazz hands*

*sprays jazz everywhere*

I shall be going to bed very soon. One more all day shift and then I'm off. Now, if I can just survive getting through tomorrow. :/ This may require some alcohol.

Silent Rob said:

*swings into thread on a bedazzled trapeze*

ROAR

*beats chest*

*shakes jazz hands*

*sprays jazz everywhere*

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ew. I had a male cat that used to do that.

Don't be silly, nf. Everybody knows that you can't get jazz cats!

What's wrong with you, anyway? All that jazz should have had you capering all over the place!

ROAR

*metal hands*

Like Wolverine!

*australian jazz hands*

I'm sleepy. I think I'll go to bed, and dream about jazz metal.

What? It's a dream - anything can happen! Bring on the jazz metal!

Good morning, house of thunder and lightning. It is at my house.

For real, is that a metaphor of construction stuff?

ROAR

No, it's means that Zeus is mad at me.

Sooo tired...too bad I have a third interview in 7 hours...who needs sleep?

Uh, perhaps you should go to bed. Now.

No way! It is time to partay!

The party has been canceled due to rain.

However, the Annual Muppet Shoot is still on. "Shoot a muppet, win a prize."

Good morning, house of cleaning-up-after-Rob.

Good luck, Syd! How are the interviews going?

*capers inconspicuously*

Is this the third interview for the same job?

*loads shotgun inconspicuously*

Oh, look, I just got a discount card from Amazon. I'll invite the muppet!

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alleycat said:

Good morning, house of thunder and lightning. It is at my house.

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Good morning, AC and fellow floozers!

It must be that time of year when Nashville and Jo'burg are on the same plane. We've had crashing thunderstorms for 3 days now. Between work (that Anti-Bullying Campaign has begun) and the weather (unplugged internet connection most of the time) I've had to struggle through without my AW fix. It's been hard. Miserable. Suffering.
Dawg, don't you love the melodrama?


So, how are you all doing? What'ya been getting up to?


PS. Sorry to hear about Howie's foot, Susie. I'm glad it's not as bad as it could have been but still, it's unpleasant for for him. Hope it's all over and on the mend soon.

I'm going shooting, Gail!

ROAR