Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Sydneyd said:

Verny, a sexiness like that cannot be stifled.

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What's new, pussycat?

AC, couldn't you've just shot the muppet instead? *points and laughs at the muppet*

Bettie seems as if you came to the right place for help on your query. AC and the muppet will have it fixed up in no time. Oh, you actually want someone to except your novel? Then RUN.

Hi funners.

I'm getting ready for hell.

Be sure to pack your flameproof boots.

I got a disconnect notice for the electric and the internet. Try explaining that you were ill for a month and in the hospital for two weeks and all you made on your last check was three hundred for two weeks. No one cares. They all suck.

Since electric is the priority, I may lose the net. But sending them $20 in hopes that I can stall them a little longer. My hospital stay was covered with sick days, but the check I got paid for was for days that I was really ill and went home early. You don't get paid for that.

I should've just called in. But I never do.

Sorry, NF. That really sucks.

night-flyer said:

AC, couldn't you've just shot the muppet instead?

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I didn't do that. I suspect one of his Comedy friends did.

It's not unusual!

ROAR

Fanks muppet. Just ranting, I think the electric co. charged me for the whole block this month. I wasn't even here, I was in the hospital and the bill was almost $200 :O. They said that there records show that it's correct when I pointed out that my bill runs $55 a month. I don't think they've ever even read my meter. They just make up prices as they go.

In other news, I made tuna sandwiches.

alleycat said:

I didn't do that. I suspect one of his Comedy friends did.

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Oh, looked like something that you'd do.

Silent Rob said:

It's not unusual!

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Oh, no. he'll go through the entire Tom Jones songbook now.

night-flyer said:

Oh, looked like something that you'd do.

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Oh, yeah, always blame the poor innocent kee kat.

alleycat said:

Oh, no. he'll go through the entire Tom Jones songbook now.

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And why not? It reminds me of the green, green grass of home!

*beats chest*

alleycat said:

Oh, yeah, always blame the poor innocent kee kat.

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Just because you were innocent on this one account, doesn't make you an innocent kee kat. Still not posititive that you didn't have a hand in on it.

Okay, gotta go. Be back around eleven. Keep a light on for me. Oh, and leave me some pie.

Don't leave me here with the Tom Jones muppet!

If they do read your meter and the bill is suddenly $200 instead of $55, maybe you have a thief - an electric thief.

If they won't come back out and read the meter, have you thought about telling your local TV station? People contact the station in Atlanta for the water company, which seems to live in a world all it's own. I mean how many parents with one infant and no swimming pool can use $4K in water in a month? And many similar stories.

*dies of hysterics*

Think about it NF, onTV, spotted by a big name producer -- YOU could be a star!!!

Silent Rob said:

It's not unusual!

ROAR

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that's not true...

tried to nap in my car, but I can't nap with my legs bent at an awkward angle and my shoes on....

3-1/2 hrs I can go home....

Duchessmary said:

*dies of hysterics*

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Look, Rob, there runs Mary.

Trivia question: Who wrote Green Green Grass of Home and which Beatle wrote a song about staying at the songwriter's house outside Nashville?

I dunno, but I bet it was George Harrison!

Was it?

Do I win a prize?

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No, you don't. It was Paul McCartney. Green Green Grass of Home was written by Curly Putnam, Jr. McCartney wrote the song Junior's Farm about visiting Putnam's farm. I remember when McCartney was here one summer; he and his wife rode around all over town on a motorcycle.

I'm sure everyone was just waiting to know all this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zkp6xhbfQE

Bah!

I should probably still get a prize, though.

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Not with that avvy you don't.

Silent Rob said:

What's new, pussycat?

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Whoa, whoa, whoaaaaa!

Lavern gets a prize!

*adjusts thong*

ROAR