Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

bettielee said:

I'm writing a query. Somebody... hold me!

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*runs over to bettie and squeezes her tight while yelling into her ear*

GOOD LUCK BETTIELEE!!!

*runs over to bettie and squeezes her tight while yelling into her ear*

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!

*runs over to AC and squeezes her tight while yelling into her ear*

DAMN PERVERT!!!

Uh . . .



Never mind.

alleycat said:

Can she use the names of real places, or is that against the law? Say, like London or New York?

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It's ok, but it would be better to put an original twist on it, like maybe combining them. In this case Londonyork might work well.

And whatever you do, BL, DO NOT put them in the correct locations on the map.

What about character names? I was thinking of using Jim, James, Jill, John, Jon, Jonathon, Jo, Joann, Joanne, Joanna, Jake, Jack, Jimmy, Jarvis, Jen, Jessica, and Huckleberry Finn.

Would that be confusing?

alleycat said:

What music were you listening to when you wrote the book?

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Pearl Jam

Archerbird said:

*runs over to bettie and squeezes her tight while yelling into her ear*

GOOD LUCK BETTIELEE!!!

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thank you! *pats poor ears*

alleycat said:

*runs over to bettie and squeezes her tight while yelling into her ear*

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!

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well that goes wtihout saying!

alleycat said:

What about character names? I was thinking of using Jim, James, Jill, John, Jon, Jonathon, Jo, Joann, Joanne, Joanna, Jake, Jack, Jimmy, Jarvis, Jen, Jessica, and Huckleberry Finn.

Would that be confusing?

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huh... yeah...

Maybe you began the prologue too late. Could you begin it when earth was just a molten rock?

I don't think I'd be able to keep track of Huck Finn. That's just one too many, ac.

Poor planning.

ROAR

Archerbird said:

*runs over to AC and squeezes her tight while yelling into her ear*

DAMN PERVERT!!!

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Querying. UGH. *shudder*

The trick is just to imagine all the agents nekkid.

ROAR

I do that with Anne Hathaway when I watch her movies. Sometimes I don't have to imagine.

I'm sure she feels the same way about you, ac.

*retches*

*capers*

I am also in possession of a suitable amount of butter.

So there is some good news.

*sends bettielee her combination butter-knife-lucky-fountain-pen*

*sends BL imaginary agent to read query aloud to*

He also makes excellent smores.

*sends BL positive mental vibes and sunny weather*

SWest said:

*sends bettielee her combination butter-knife-lucky-fountain-pen*

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???? Wouldn't that clog the nib?

LaurieD said:

*sends BL imaginary agent to read query aloud to*

He also makes excellent smores.

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Can you send me an imaginary bazooka to imaginary kill my coworkers? they have it comin', I assure you.

bettielee said:

???? Wouldn't that clog the nib?

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Only if you lose your concentration.

*double-ended-twirly spirit fingers*

Excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor.
The Muppet's avatar is killing me.

oh... what did he do and who did he do it to?

It's no longer unusual...

Lavern08 said:

* Grabs Rob and whispers: In the name of all that's holy, put some clothes on, Man! *

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Verny, a sexiness like that cannot be stifled.