Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

alleycat said:

Drunk dragon!

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Says the kitty with the tall glass of malt beer in front of him. Or is that lager?

It's prune juice.

I don't think prune juice has a head...

I am having so much fun with Siri. I don't think I need a real friend.

This diet soda needs a bigger straw so I can have more of the deliciousness in my mouth.

Why not throw caution to the wind, and drink it without a straw?

hmm... I don't know... that seems a little greedy....

alas... it's almost gone. Sigh.

May your pockets be heavy
and your heart be light.
May good luck pursue you
all day and all night.

Sydneyd said:

Why not throw caution to the wind, and drink it without a straw?

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Such wild women . . .

alleycat said:

Such wild women . . .

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You shoud be so lucky.

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Another chance to drink too much!

Oh, if only they made Guinness Pie.

Oh.

Wait.


They do.

We put Guinness in Christmas pudding and everything.

ROAR

Silent Rob said:

We put Guinness in Christmas pudding and everything.

ROAR

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Some purists might say that's a sacrilege.

Sort of like mixing a single malt whiskey with Pepsi.

Let's dance to some Enya music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cei2en1UYA

Or The Corrs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKJo5jQKm8

GailD said:

Some purists might say that's a sacrilege.

Sort of like mixing a single malt whiskey with Pepsi.

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O'really?

alleycat said:

Let's dance to some Enya music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cei2en1UYA

Or The Corrs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKJo5jQKm8

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*rips open shirt*

*riverdances*

U2 in LA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzZWSrr5wFI

Sinnaed O'Connor!

The Cranberries!

The Dropkick Murphys! ('cept they're plastic paddies)

ROAR

Potatoes!

In the Things Guys Don't Understand Department.

One of the charity groups here is holding a "wedding gala" this morning. Women showed up at five a.m. They are going crazy over "cheap" wedding dresses; cheap meaning the dresses are only $400 to $800.

I bought the wedding dress for my "little sister". The "garment bag" to put the thing in was $40 extra. I told her I had garments that didn't cost $40.

Good morning House of Straw Drinking Wild Women. Happy St Paddy's day!

Silent Rob said:

O'really?



*rips open shirt*

*riverdances*

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Please! Put it away, muppet!!!!