The "I'm sorry" thread

DeborahM

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that's what I get for putting strawberry topping on you!

I'm sorry you think you're a wizard like Harry Potter, but...
 

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...I hope you gain some comfort in knowing that your complexion is reminiscent of hogwarts.

I'm sorry that you didn't like the 50 CD set of The Best Of Muzak that I gave you for your birthday, but...
 

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the store was all out of Celine Dion greatest hits

I'm sorry that your windows of your car were blown out, but....
 

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accidently, my arze, you're just getting revenge for my shaving your hairy chin!

I'm sorry you thought the new 60" Plasma HDTV I bought was for you, but...
 

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...the crayons and notebook I bought for you instead will stimulate your mind a whole lot more than television.

I'm sorry that my turtle made an obscene gesture at you, but...
 

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...don't worry, she's not upset at all, not after she evened out the score by telling me that horrible secret about you. Gosh! Is it true that you're a convicted axe murderer?

I'm sorry that I threw up when you asked me my opinion of your new boyfriend, but...
 

DeborahM

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but when you said all-nighter I didn't know you meant drinking!

I'm sorry you still believe in Peter Pan and keep clapping for Tinker Bell to get well, but...
 

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...you'll get over it when I read you a nice bedtime story called The Exorcist.

I'm sorry that my pet mongoose ate a couple of your toes, but...
 

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until that point I thought you were just being amourous.

I'm sorry I couldn't keep my hands off of you while we where having dinner with your parents, but...
 

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...isn't that better than the scorpion that I stuck in your shoe?

I'm sorry that you didn't care for the cream of cobweb soup that I served at the dinner party, but...
 

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...it was worth it when I realized you landed on top of me.

I'm sorry to apologize for my sorry behavior and the apologetic nature of our sorry relationship, but...
 

DeborahM

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then again we're a sorry pair! Sorry!

I'm sorry you missed my birthday party while you were off fishing, but...
 

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I still love you.

I'm sorry that I didn't water your plants, but
 

DeborahM

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unfortunately, my dog did and now all your plants are dead.

I'm sorry you walked in and found your dentures in the dogs mouth, but...
 

Komnena

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don't worry about the vet bill. It shouldn't be over a hundred dollars.
I'm sorry I let the cat play when your unsaved W.I.P. was up on the screen.
 

DeborahM

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but he only wanted to add his thoughts.

I'm sorry you didn't recognize Mr. Magoo as our neighbor, but...
 

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...as long as he still sounds like Jim Bachus, the neighborhood is safe.

I'm sorry I haven't been around much, and you may think I've been smoking crack instead of posting, but...
 

DeborahM

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at least your around now and then, however, is smoking crack a requisite for being a mod?

I'm sorry you lost your huge teddy bear collection to a thief, but...