Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J. · Apr 3, 2011

No, I just dress that way.

Don't you two know way too much about smokin'?

authorgirl1485 · Apr 3, 2011

Naughty, naughty. It's bad for you.

Anyone got a cigarette?

Charles Farley · Apr 3, 2011

Sure.

Got fire?

L.J. · Apr 3, 2011

I could.

Are you gonna send in the hot firemen?

authorgirl1485 · Apr 3, 2011

He doesn't need to. They're on a date with me.

Can I say, "The roof is on fire?"

Charles Farley · Apr 3, 2011

We don't need no water.

I suppose?

Duchessmary · Apr 3, 2011

We don't need no stinking badges.
Who said that?

Sass2379 · Apr 3, 2011

I sure am!

Wasn't it Gold Hat?

L.J. · Apr 3, 2011

I don't know.

Is he related to the cat in the hat?

Charles Farley · Apr 3, 2011

Everyone is related to the Kat.

Except steeltowners

yup thats a question

L.J. · Apr 3, 2011

So...

Will it all become clear to me if I read between the lines?

Charles Farley · Apr 3, 2011

As clear as possible when it comes from me.

Anyone want tacos?

Silent Rob · Apr 4, 2011

Sure.

You got a light?

Silent Rob · Apr 4, 2011

It's certainly greener.

You calling me a rookie?

Silent Rob · Apr 4, 2011

Dunno...

...how's my credit looking?

Duchessmary · Apr 4, 2011

You don't have no stinking credit.
Is it spring yet?

L.J. · Apr 4, 2011

Yes and the tornadoes prove it.

Anyone wanna build me an underground bunker?

Chicago Expat · Apr 4, 2011

There's nothing wrong with the overground bunker you got for your birthday. It still fits.

How many writers does it take to replace the bulbs on the strand of christmas lights on my porch?

L.J. · Apr 4, 2011

The same amount of family members it takes to order a dozen assorted doughnuts from Krispy Kreme.

Does that help?

Chicago Expat · Apr 4, 2011

No. Now I'm hungry for donuts.

How many times will this thread return to the subject of donuts?

L.J. · Apr 4, 2011

As many times as my eyes glaze over.

You're doomed, aren't you?

Chicago Expat · Apr 4, 2011

I prefer to view the donut as half-sprinkled.

How many angels can dance on the edge of a donut hole?

L.J. · Apr 4, 2011

Three.

Isn't that all that Charlie had?

SinisterCola · Apr 4, 2011

He also had tiger blood.

Have you ever had a Charley horse?

L.J. · Apr 4, 2011

No, I've never stolen Charley's horse.

Did you know they used to hang horse thieves?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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