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Media coverage of the Republican primaries was about as exciting as nighttime driving through Nebraska.
 

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Everybody in the House of Commons is a MP and represents one out of a total of 650 constituencies.
 

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Constiuensies of pygmies would stuff the ballot boxes if they could reach that high.
 

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Cost-efficient living is possible as a bachelor under one's parents' roof.
 

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Expensive roof repairs can be avoided if one lives in hotel Mama.
 

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Mama Mia! blatantly abused great songs by ABBA.
 

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Music reaches far more people than the written word.
 

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"Word of honor" is supposed to mean someone is telling you the truth, but does it?
 

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Alcohol serves several purposes: sterilizes wounds, strips the varnish off wood, and makes people act silly.
 

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Silly people are not necessarily accepted by The Ministry of Silly Walks.
 

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Walks of at least a mile a day are recommended for people trying to lose weight.
 

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Orders are taken by waiters and waitresses (waitpersons?), fulfilled in the kitchen and delivered to patrons by the same waiters and waitresses who took the orders in the first place.