Dude, be careful! You're going to deflate the bouncy castle!
A few years back, my school had a bouncy house for the spring carnival. They tried plugging it into the office sockets... Blew out the fuse and the house deflated with kids still inside.
You've never seen such panicked parents...
Most of the kids thought it was hilarious. At least, once they were rescued.
You know what sucks? When it's your birthday, and your dad brings cupcakes to school, and you have a few left over, so the teacher packs them up and lets you take them home, and in the bus line a kid asks you for a cupcake, and you tell him No, and he punches you in the eye.
That sucks.
I'll never forget when Ronnie Joe Carr put a huge grasshopper down the back of my shirt and slapped me really hard on the back. Bullies are so disgusting and sad.
ooh, sissybaby, I can't decide. Can I have one of each??? Pretty please???
I'll never forget when Ronnie Joe Carr put a huge grasshopper down the back of my shirt
I'm too bruised and battered to bounce. I fell today. In front of hundreds of people.
Much of my body is the color of grape gum that's been chewed for too long. But I'm lucky I didn't die from embarassment.