First locked P&CE thread of 2015

what will be the first locked P&CE thread of 2015?


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CassandraW

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stop conspiring against other sub-forums.

AW, by and large, is frequented by decent people who come here to improve their craft, seek out opportunities to get butthurt, count to a million, ride weak inside jokes into the ground and spam for pageviews.

this thread is specifically about the degenerates of P&CE, not upsetting the civilians.

Peddle that domineering, tyrannical, "I'm an Absolute Sage and you're not" bullshit elsewhere, Mussolini.
 

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how is it bullshit, when i am, in fact, domineering and tyrannical and i am, in fact, an absolute sage and you, in fact, are not?

i am not going to shrink from my destiny as an absolute sage.
 

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how is it bullshit, when i am, in fact, domineering and tyrannical and i am, in fact, an absolute sage and you, in fact, are not?

i am not going to shrink from my destiny as an absolute sage.

Fine. I retract "bullshit" and substitute "diatribe."

I think it is high time to refresh the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants. Who's with me?
 

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Fine. I retract "bullshit" and substitute "diatribe."

I think it is high time to refresh the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants. Who's with me?

I was kinda watching football at the moment...
 

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But he's being totally authoritarian-y and tyrannical-ish. Are you just going to let him get away with that?

What about the rest of you? Anyone?

Come on, guys! Let's get him!
 

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He is an absolute parsley.
 

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Oh, all right...let me go down to the basement to get my pitchfork and torches...
 

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He is an absolute parsley.

That's right! Listen up, everyone. Fruitbat has it right. William is a total...

parsley?

WTF. He's the reeking detritus polluting the pure lake of liberty. He's the foul stench in the nostrils of freedom. William is a lot of things. But he is not a garnish.

ETA:

I shall ready a kettle of tar and a pillowcase full of feathers.
 
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Gee whiz. I was just getting warmed up.
 

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Just find a rail and some rope, and forget the rhetoric, OK?
 

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But he's being totally authoritarian-y and tyrannical-ish. Are you just going to let him get away with that?

What about the rest of you? Anyone?

Come on, guys! Let's get him!

So, you're saying that Haskins is the undisputed despot of the diatribe and we should rise up in revolt?

I would join you, except that Haskins ignores me totally and it's hard, in the face of such blanket ignor-ance, to argue back. It leaves me feeling a bit like the fly that stamped.

Of course, Robovowels ignores me too, but that's neither here nor there.
 

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your rumblings of revolt amuse me.

We shall see how ready for ridicule you are when you are wretchedly roasting over the red-hot embers of our righteous rage.

ETA:

Did someone else say something?

Eh. Must have been my imagination.
 

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The cat with glasses feels smashed? Did William stand on her?
 

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More obscene lies. As multiple internet sources will tell you women do not watch, or even understand, sports.

Watching this game, I'm not sure the officials, the Cardinals or the Panthers understand sports right now...
 

William Haskins

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it takes a sick and twisted person to take pleasure in watching a panther maul a cardinal.
 

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Actually, being ignored has distinct advantages.

For one, I can tell you take your superior silence and shove it where the sun doesn't shine, or take a sexual departure, and there's no snarky comeback.

:roll:

I love it.
 

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Did anyone else hear something? I thought I almost heard something...?


ETA: Damn, I'm too slow to be funny...