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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Only on my harley, nina.
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
Posts: 12,243
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You creatures are almost completely insane!
....no rest for the wicked... ***puts on gloves and apron...gets back to work*** |
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
Posts: 6,252
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It's that last bit of sanity that's the hardest to get rid of.
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Fleet. Extra strength, should do it. |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,090
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auntybug has a case of them in the back.
*looks for someone to high five* anyone? |
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teh other evil broad
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I am destined for greatness. I'm just pacing myself.
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Battery? That's my reward for your thread? dick. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,193
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cray? Who's the new chick?
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thread stalker
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,193
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I figured.
*tosses 20 pounds of primo cheese down garbage disposal*
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teh other evil broad
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I am destined for greatness. I'm just pacing myself.
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You bust out the chair & you're dead, inn keeper.
eta: never mind. I'll kill you for the cheese abuse. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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You tell em!
wait - what's going on???
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,193
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Beware the Innkeeper.
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Annual Rant
Every year I have people come up to me…yea... even seek me out to tell me how smart they are because they are getting a huge tax refund.(All of you folks who are in countries with a normal tax code, cover your eyes. You don't need this.) Every year I have to explain to these ignorant piles of pre-cambrian DNA that they are, in fact, mindless tools. So, one more time: With the exception being people who earn so little as to be eligible for the EIC, Any tax refund you get is simply the government giving you back money that they’ve taken out of your earnings. A smart person would have adjusted their withholding so the government wouldn’t have taken it in the first place. Remember when part of your income is withheld, it is not being put into an interest bearing account, and you do not earn a percentage on it that is paid to you when it is refunded. Co-worker ‘Sharon’ got a $2,500 (+) tax refund, and all last year she was kvetching about how she needed an extra $150 a month to ‘get by’. Idiot could have not only had an extra $200 a month, but if she'd taken the $50.00 per month difference and put it in an IRA, she’d have $600 SAVED and that same $600 becomes a tax deduction, lowering her taxable income, which would have netted her a few more bucks. Not to mention the interest on the IRA. :::SIGH:::: So, I listen. I nicely explain how she could have more money EVERY WEEK…and I get another ‘But I was smart because I got my money back.’ I’m locking my door. Right after I print this out and TAPE it to my door. Thank you for allowing me the time to rant. Same time next year?
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teh other evil broad
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I am destined for greatness. I'm just pacing myself.
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It's your crabs that keep me coming back
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Moderation in All Things
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: West Michigan
Posts: 12,587
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I've arranged my withholding so that I have to PAY a small tax bill every year. This way, I get to keep more of my money longer.
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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yipes!
this place is lousy with teh noobs, haggis!
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,193
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I've arranged my withholding so that cray has to pay a little bit more with each of my paychecks plus a huge tax bill for me at the end of each year.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Did you ask PD to wet the sponge?
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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Ya know, I heard that docs know how to get rid of that problem now...
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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But Mel trashed all the cheap alcohol. Even the boxed wine!
All we have left are the special orders...
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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thread stalker
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Ew,
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thread stalker
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i hope that douche doesn't see your post, haggis.
that might hurt his stoopid feelings. |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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That reprobate? You mean he can read now?
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