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Old 09-30-2012, 07:48 AM   #76
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Old 10-18-2012, 06:41 PM   #80
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Old 10-29-2012, 08:05 PM   #84
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I have a few. 1. Not all mormons want large families.



2. Wanted love, got head voices instead.



3. Don't want society to find me.



4. I don't drink. Get over it.



5. Internal bruises don't make good excuses.



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Old 11-24-2012, 04:37 AM   #93
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