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Join Date: Aug 2006
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yep
*spit* |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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Mornin'
**Cough** **Spit** geeez
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Oh yeah ...
This is what I found in the spitoon .. been thinkin I reckon I might find a use for 'em someday if nobody lays claim to 'em ...
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,330
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Geez, a girl hides her chains and someone finds them and tries to claim them
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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Damn !!! can you at least show me how you use them?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,005
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I thought you were an Old One, Haggis?
<exits stage left> |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Understatement
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Retired and loving it!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Central Ohio
Posts: 7,326
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Nuther one missing in action - bk put up the prompt for May an' hain't been in here since the 10th. Now I know these here are wide open spaces, but damn, everybody takin' a wrong turn at the junction an gittin' lost? Cain't they see that bent arm a the cactus is a-pointing this way?
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,330
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Did some smart ass turn the cactus around again?
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Retired and loving it!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Central Ohio
Posts: 7,326
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If they did, someone must a turned it back. What's that old saying, "Speak of the ..." bk popped back up this afternoon. Cactus must a done the trick.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,157
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Must have been hankerin' for some of regdog's rotgut whiskey. It brings 'em all back eventually.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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<wanders through bar carrying a sack o' stuff, disappears into kitchen>
<starts rattling pots & pans, sounds o' choppin', starts dropping' things into the pans> That oughter start smelling' real good in an hour or two. Don't nobody bother it none till I's gets back. It tends t' get a might uppity at first. |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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**chucks stewing pot and contents to the wolves**
Damn horror hounds and their food
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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No more Horror Hounds left overs in the saloon.
slip it in through the back |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Quote:
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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<sprinkles chopped cilantro on the coals>
<runs away very fast> |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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This here preacher is pure evil. Ain't nothing as hellish as that there cilantro.
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Retired and loving it!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Central Ohio
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Cilantro!
//// //// Kitten run.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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Some danged critter done spilt mah fixin's out the back door. I figger'd it was the Sheriff being' all jealous and sech 'cause o' his, um, fetish fer barbecuing little plastic blondes (an doin' Laws knows what else wit' 'em).
Y'all gots t' watch what yer throwin' out back. Some o' mah stuff might try t' crawls back insides or might takes t' growin' on its own an' then it gets mighty hard t' stops. |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,005
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<comes into deserted bar carrying large cast iron pot and big o' fixin's, lights cook stove in kitchen, sets pot on stove, starts adding tomatoes, beans, meat, onions, chili powder, and starts chopping up habaneros, serranos, jalapeņos, and pablanos, finally pulls out a couple of small red peppers, and one cream-colored pepper, chops them up and adds to pot, stirs>
Don't nobody bother that fer awhile. It's chili, or it will be after while. Y'all might wanna' stay away from the fumes too - an' no samplin'. It's a might toxic fer it boils some o' the pepper oils away. Oh, an' don't worry none 'bout that there meat. It's jest beef - some ground up, some sliced thin, an' a little hot sausage. I'll be back t' stir every now and then. |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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**Picks up pot and leaves Bent Nail**
Damn horror hound. Be right back.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,005
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What y'all got robbed of...
4 Tomatoes (diced) 1 White onion (diced) Chili powder 2 Habanero peppers (diced) 4 Serrano peppers (diced) 8 Jalapeņo peppers (diced) 1 jar sliced jalapeņos (with juice) 1 can Chipotle peppers in mole sauce 1 Scots bonnet pepper (diced) 1 "Ghost" chili pepper (diced) 2 dried Mexican chili peppers (whole) 2 cloves garlic (diced) 4 cans tomato sauce 1 lb ground beef 1 lb thin-sliced London broil 1 lb spicy Italian sausage 4 cans red kidney beans Italian seasoning Oregano Paprika (just a bit for color) Add more chili powder after mixture starts to boil Bring to boil, add more chili powder, then reduce heat and simmer for an hour, stirring occasionally |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,005
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Y'all have obviously been stunned t' unconciousness by the awesomeness o' mah awesome recipe - or mebbe' that was just t' fumes emanatin' from the fixin's?
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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You forgot the ground nOOb.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,005
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There ain't no ground nOOb in mah' chili, thank you, Sheriff.
They'd done put the taste off more'n a might. takes more'n chili powder an' habaneros t' cover up nOOb.
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