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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Hark. Is that the ol' pianer?
Last time I heered it playin was right before we had to drag the body of the pianer player off'n it. Damn shame too. We brought him in from Chicager special. 'Course I never heered no preacher playin' no music either. Ain't that sinful or something?
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Bowties are cool
Join Date: Apr 2005
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I didn't know we had a player piana! Now if we only had a player piana piana player.
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Goonsquad
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Quote:
Now, if'n you got volunteers....
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
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It ain't sinful ter listens ter good music. It's only sinful if it's spelt cRap and sung by guys wit' their pants down below their behinds.
Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, some o' them new-fangled gittar singers, that ole' Spanish stuff like Arguelo, fiddles an' sech, now that's music. |
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Goonsquad
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I understand they's folks now with something called "amplifiers" and "speakers." Now, I ain't quite sure when them things is, but it ain't Jimmy Crack Corn, if you know what I mean.
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MacAllister's Official Minion & Greeter
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Seems what we need is an undead pie-annie player.
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Goonsquad
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Now, see, that there makes sense. Never thought of that before. I probably ought to check over in the Hounds Forum to see if any of them knows how to play My Gal Sal.
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Bet they know how ta slay 'er.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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We're getting another piana player? It's about time.
**Makes note not to stand near piana player**
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Today is your last day.
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<walks in leading walking corpse dressed in striped shirt with garters on sleeves>
Seein' as how's I knows a few o' the Hounds, purely by coincidence o' course, I figger'd I bring this'n here ole' thing o'er an' have it sit down and play fer a bit. <sits thing down at player piano, sets its hands on keyboard and it begins to play "My Old Kentucky Home"> It knows a whole buncha' songs. Just whack it upside a the head t' change selections. It don't mind none. Just be sure t' keeps yer arms, legs, fingers, pretty much everythin' outta' reach o' them jaws. They's like a meat cleaver they is. When it gets hungry, jes' throw it a hunk o' raw beef an' it'll settle down...some... <chains walking dead critter to player piano> Don't mess wit' them thar' chains none. They's, um, special. |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
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Starscream
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Well okay, we have a pianer player
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
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iz bossy . . .
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Goonsquad
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Nice!
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It's smaller on the outside!
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Travelling around in my TARDIS.
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Aww happy birthday tizzy. I'm sorry I missed it. I don't get online much these days.
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Starscream
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Holy carp, the Englishman was here.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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It's smaller on the outside!
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What??? An Englishman? Where???
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Goonsquad
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Chute 'em, Lizbet. Chute 'em.
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Writing for the brand
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Starscream
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And I was somewhere else, dammit
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Bowties are cool
Join Date: Apr 2005
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An Englishman? Don't they ride sidesaddle or something?
And a piana player? What's this saloon comin to?
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Goonsquad
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Every saloon's got to have an Englishman. For comic relief if nothing else. And you gotta have a pianer player too. I mean, you got to have someone who's gonna get shot when the bad guy comes to town.
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Starscream
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I thought that was why you had unlimited paw regeneration abilities.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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*turn, tap, turn*
The Englishman and a pianer player can only mean one thing... dancing target practice! |
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