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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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At least(being chihuey parts, after all) they don't hang out very much. Not very much at all.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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*groan*
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Geekzilla
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: inside the machine
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A joke that spans the ages.
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet. |
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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The The Nutcracker Suite
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The very keystone of humor...
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What Genre is my writing? Literary & Misfit Writers Group Kelly's Soft Asylum* *social fun thread - title suspect to change Tears are peanut & helplessness. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel ... fragrant
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Humped nine more cords of maple yesterday (full cords) and am looking at a dozen more today to complete the job. Should be a warm damned winter, at least inside the house.
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Geekzilla
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Join Date: May 2009
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Please, Porter - we do not need to know what you have been humping. EVER.
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet. |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Maybe we should give Porter the keys to the Erotica Forum
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Geekzilla
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Or hand him over to the Hounds - the screams from the dungeon are well muffled now.
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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I'm more into wood than hounds today ...
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Morning.
I feel... speculative.
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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haggis?
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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cray?
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thread stalker
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well, it's just that i go away for a few days and you can't keep the thread moving for me?
cripes man, i pick up the slack when you are gone. |
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Goonsquad
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I delegated that to Porter.
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Yes, and look how that turned out.
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Goonsquad
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And I suppose that's my fault?
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thread stalker
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duh.
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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Who are you people?
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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thread stalker
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we are your inner voice, klm.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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I'm Porter
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thread stalker
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yes. yes, you are.
*rufffles porter's hair* now go play,..... the grown-ups are talking now. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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and your worst nightmare.
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thread stalker
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