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it's a start..
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I hear the Kentucky Derby will keep you on the edge of your seat.
Decadent and Depraved?
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
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A book.
Wrote it yet?
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it's a start..
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Twelve times already.
Do you think I can remember what trunk I put it in?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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This one.
But isn't there enough junk in it already?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Around the middle.
Less bacon and more Brussels sprouts? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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It's smaller now...
Do you have a flat on your Big Wheel?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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The spin stops here.
Where've you heard that before? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Uh...yea.
Wait, they are gone?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Only the commode's gone, we're supposed to digest the spinning now.
Unless you like bedspins?
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it's a start..
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Stored in our memory banks.
Need to make a deposit or a withdrawal?
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practical experience, FTW
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I need to make a withdrawal.
Can I have back all the time I've squandered?
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it's a start..
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Only if it's compounded daily.
What kind of interest are you getting?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
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I'm not sure. I think it's scattered...
How do you get things back on track?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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practical experience, FTW
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feign interest until it returns.
Say it like you mean it?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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practical experience, FTW
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Whining.
Is it all according to how you spell it? |
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it's a start..
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Probably.
Wasn't 'it' the winning word in the National Spelling Bee?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
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Wow!
A bee can spell? |
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it's a start..
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Yes, I've heard they practice strong magic.
Do you have to bee-witched to cast spells so you can spell for a spell?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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the typical brooding writer
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We possibly could.
Does it include a witch?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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it's a start..
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I'll check the outline.
Know of any novels based on a Wiccan maid who likes to fish?
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
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Marry Poppins.
Or did she just eat the kids? |
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it's a start..
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Yes, with a spoonful of sugar.
Wasn't she a sweetie?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
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She was my very first crush.
If only she'd offered ME some sugar?
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Maybull the Bulldog
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Her sugar comes with a whip.
Or, perhaps you'd rather her wear eight inch heels?
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Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer and now I are one. |
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practical experience, FTW
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Despite what women think, it's never about the shoes.
Can you maintain a fake accent through the excitement?
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