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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: On On
Posts: 2,042
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: On On
Posts: 2,042
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Dontchoo have two left thumbs? Quote:
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
Posts: 9,211
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Nuh-uh. You can't be Fred. KLM is Fred.
You can be Charlie, though. We make our own rules in the Cabaret. ![]() Yeah! New Girls these days. *shakes head sadly* Quote:
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
Posts: 6,479
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How about Clyde? I could be Clyde. Of course Clyde is the name of the skull on the dashboard of the truck, but I could be his alter-ego.
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,153
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Hi, Carole! I'm the voice of reason and sanity!
There's a simple answer to resolving this Fred quandary. A deathmatch! May the best Fred win! *pumps kayleamay full of 'roids* |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,654
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*wakes up outside in alley*
*gets up and stumbles back in* Had the worst nightmare that my avi changed and I was suddenly without fur. *sees NG battle replaced by Fred battle* *heads out*
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,654
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*squints over shoulder at Silent Rob*
Oh God. I must still be drunk.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel ... Gorgeous
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,558
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Before you start letting 'sandra badger you (again) think back to your first wedding with her ...
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Cass ..
Before you reignite those expectations you had of Haggis ... remember your second marriage (sort of) to him
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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thread stalker
SuperModerator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,393
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,153
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They're like madonna moobs, yo.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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None taken
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,922
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What the heck happened to you Rob????
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,922
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Okay - so what happened to you then?
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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nothing. i'm one of the normals.
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,690
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SRSLY, Porter, have you considered a moobectomy?
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,153
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Or at least some under-wiring.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,922
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![]() yes, whether I wanna to or not. :/ ![]() my sentiments exactly!
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 3,141
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Mornin Peeps!!
Alas, PD, our poor muppeh is under the influence! I BLAME PORTER But there is something to be said for those 'roids he's takin.... If only the picture was a full shot, then we'd know for sure! The top half shot is only half effective. ![]() ETA: m-a-m!! You've survived!! Spledtacular!!
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,922
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Nice to see you too
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