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Old 05-01-2012, 08:37 PM   #14651
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This could develop into a serious problem y'all.

Poor klm has been bitten by a ravenous spider. Injecting it's poisonous fangs into her boob! The swelling could literally get so bad that a third boob could form and....

*calls guinness world records*

*waits for swelling*

This could get interesting!

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Old 05-01-2012, 08:42 PM   #14652
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This is seriously going to complicate bra shopping.
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But think of the money guinness will pay you---and haven't ya ever hear of going bra-less!!!

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I've got a couple of spares that might do the job. Got 'em in Philadlphia, where they are fairly common.
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Those aren't bras, Porter. They're Philly cheese steak hoagies.
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I think I have a spider bite...on my boob.

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No I had my mouth around cheese steaks and hoagies ... definitely not related to a triple barrel sling shot or its ammo. About the only thing they have in common is Philadelphia.

Do I LOOK like I need one of those things?
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so,...are we going to do this examination or what, klm?



if my research is correct, i should be in the office in my doctor outfit reading a chart.

then you come in, tell me about your spider bite, bla bla bla bla,...

and then i put the chart down and take off my glasses to begin the examination.
there.
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so,...are we going to do this examination or what, klm?



if my research is correct, i should be in the office in my doctor outfit reading a chart.

then you come in, tell me about your spider bite, bla bla bla bla,...

and then i put the chart down and take off my glasses to begin the examination.
there.
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Well, since you seem to know what you're doing...

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don't you read the information posted in the men's room?

carole has been around, porter.
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Well, since you seem to know what you're doing...
Looks pretty normal.

eta: I think one is bigger than the other, though.
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Looks pretty normal.

no. no,..haggis,...if you look really really closely you can see a mark above the boobs. on the left shoulder.
yep. that must be the spider bite because otherwise everything looks normal.
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Oh, yeah. I see what you mean. Silly me.

But I still say one is bigger than the other.
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I feel much better now.

*puts muzzle on third boob*
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But I still say one is bigger than the other.
Nah, it's just that the one in the middle is shaped differently. and has teeth. They're all about the same size, I think.
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the new girl kilt the thead.
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The Old New Girl or the New New Girl?
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and let's don't hurt her feelings about it even though she killed this shit out of this thing.
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Hey, guys. Something I've been wondering. I can't be the only person who's ever been new here, right? And I think you're sending me the clear message that it's impossible to get rid of the New Girl label. So here's my question -- why aren't there a dozen or so New Girls running around the place? Why am I not NG13 or 14?


*finds stack of headless corpses wearing NG1 tshirts*

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There. Can. Be. Only. One.
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cray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
*spray paints 'ng2' on haggis*
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