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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Well, I gotta pretend every now and then... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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**Poiynz*(((
Sheez pppfffffffttting agin! Sheez ffppppfftttttiiinnnnggg agen! Sheeeez alllwaiyz fpfpppfffffffiinnngg.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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you need to stop typing like that or im gonna explode it's giving me a headache and if the New Girl's ppffffting is bothering you just use the air freshener it's the one marked quickwit it will cover up anything at all and if you make me write like this again I will hurt you because |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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IYMe nott LASsssiie!!! Whussmynaym, meybey SSlimshayty, sownz femmellyer.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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I love it when you talk dirty
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Of course I'm right.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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There's predatory malapropsters in the woods. . . .
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Oh, that's just cray trying to peek in the windows again.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Oh. I thought it was that hockey mask guy.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Same guy. Quickwit gave him the mask for Christmas last year.
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
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*lifts an eyelid*
*sitting in weird looking chair* *slides to floor* What happened? *rubs head* I ordered a drink, then got shown a horror... the boat guy's avi? Must have made me go into a trance. *shudders and scoots out before anyone notices*
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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FIFY
You too ? ... I try to get one every day
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel ... like I need one
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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thread stalker
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,037
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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#14617 |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Lassie is a GGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL LLL!
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Like you'd know the difference ..
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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I think I am going to sick or confused or lose my mind because there might be two new new girls at once even though one has had a lot of posts and might have been here before so she would be the thing to solve my confusion about who the new girl is and if we need to call a carpenter to make a second chair of welcome because one new girl might not be finished before we need the one we have and the second might not feel welcome or might try to leave the premiceseseses or the caberet before she had a chance to be welcomed and it is nice that Kent is coming along so well that I can understand more of his posts now and I wonder if he might have been in my lattin class or my Greek class or my social class in this life or maybe in a previous one where I learned to rite like I do because
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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don't you read the information posted in the men's room?
carole has been around, porter. i mean, like, way around.
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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jiminy cricket, kelly. haggis is like,.... *does calculations*
*gives up* really really friggin' old. no. i'm talking really old. super old, even. he has to have been way around something, right? |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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I've been way around too but I only know because I took notes ... not sure if I wrote them or somebody did it for me ... then again maybe it's someone else's note book .. but I don't actually remember.
does that count?
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thread stalker
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yep. it counts.
and kelly wants to date you now. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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WOW !!!!!!
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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555-8654
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