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(wannabe) writer of Orcotica
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: in the depths of my tbr pile
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Or to be one, apparently.
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is watching you via her avatar
Join Date: Jun 2010
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Dear Author's Monday Midday Links links to an author complaining that paid Publishers Weekly self-pub reviews sometimes don't give authors anything they can quote out-of-context for a blurb. The author calls PW "sneaky." Yeah, the irony.
http://www.chicagonow.com/a-city-mom...blished-books/ Quote:
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Feed me green grapes.
Join Date: Mar 2012
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I don't know anything about this Publisher's Weekly self published book reviews program but somehow it feels strange to me for them to charge people for the opportunity to be included in a supplement of shitty reviews. 4 good novels out of 25? Why would anyone want to waste their time or money reading a supplement filled with reviews of books that suck?? I don't know. Maybe one of you folks on this forum can help enlighten me? I'm assuming her slant on this is pretty biased as well.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Dec 2009
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A bit of a wallflower
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Earth-that-was
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You'll have to run faster than that
SuperModerator
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In the watchtower
Posts: 11,448
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I have it on good authority that quoting reviews out-of-context in such a way is soon going to be illegal in the EU. Good job too.
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Clever title pending.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In the wilds of Texas. Actually, the liberal oasis of Austin.
Posts: 2,681
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"... quoting reviews out-of-context ... is... [g]ood" |
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Tired and Disillusioned
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Here and there
Posts: 3,156
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A Little Lost
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Wow, when I think I've seen it all.
Someone actually complaining that they have no way to misrepresent someone's opinion of their book? When did it become common practice to whine about how it's so hard to behave unethically anymore? I...sheesh... I'm about ready to throw in the towel. People love to complain about how unethical corporations are, but truth is it all comes down to the individual. And when you have individuals openly professing their desire to dupe their consumers, well, what can I say? |
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Whatever I did, I didn't do it.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Providence, RI
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I just expect doctored quotes and pay no attention to any of them.
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A Little Lost
Join Date: Sep 2010
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It's the principle of the matter. |
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Feed me green grapes.
Join Date: Mar 2012
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I really wonder if a dazzling quote from Publisher's Weekly would have done much for the sales of her book though? (I ask because, like I said, I never pay attention to quotes. Like BARACK OBAMA could have a quote on the cover of a book and I'd have no clue!) Are there any studies on this? Like how many copies of a book gets sold with a favorable quote vs. with no quote at all?
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Rewriting My Destiny
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brillig in the slithy toves...
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Quotes definitely impact sales of a book if they're on the cover. That's why publishers seek out authors with established fanbases to blurb them. If you can tie Book X to Mega-author Y, then you've got a shot of Meg-author's fans picking it up. The Hunger Games is a prime example, with the Stephen King / Stephanie Meyer perfect storm.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Apr 2012
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I have bought movies and books on amazon that everyone else rated as terrible and I loved them :3... the point... I do not care what others think because they are not paying for it *I am*.
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Feed me green grapes.
Join Date: Mar 2012
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![]() I love how Stephenie's name is the same size as the real authors! More covers in the link. Even the Russian one has the Stephenie Meyer blurb! So after your blurber's readers pick your book up, you just have to hope that they don't fling it across the room in rage, LOL!
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Current WIP (YA Fantasy) - Book 1: 53,467 of 75,000 x Book 2: 10,512 of 75,000 x Book 3: 09,962 of 75,000 x Book 4: 12,490 of 75,000 |
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Writer Beware's Faithful Igor
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Central Maryland
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Anyone who could convert "A Remarkable Debut" into "This is written exactly the way I (Stephanie Meyer) write" deserves to be parted from their money.
Gah, I hate stupid people. |
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Book & car aren't mine, but dog is.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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It's rather amusing that the quoted author is unethical enough to want a PW quote that can be used out of context, but is too ethical to simply make one up.
[avoiding 51 shades of gray pun, but not too strenuously]
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Your Genial Uncle
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 21,580
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Now it's bloggers, and we've got us a drama-llama stampede out there, folks.
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Your Genial Uncle
Absolute Sage
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 21,580
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BTW, as far as made-up quotes, all the review quotes in the published edition of Atlanta Nights are made up, including "...this...book...makes...for...wondrous...reading ..." -- Derryl Murphy
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"The Clockwork Trollop" by Debra Doyle & James D. Macdonald Free online. Text and podcast. |
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bananaed
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: oontz oontz oontz oontz
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More review WTFery in the comments:
http://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...t#comment_form So much so that Jennifer Armentrout had to clarify she's not the Jennifer ArmIntrout writing the Fifty Shades comments (apparently, people are removing the wrong Jennifer's books from their TBR lists): http://jenniferarmentrout.blogspot.c...d-posting.html Which is causing Jennifer ArmIntrout to debate whether to continue recapping Fifty Shades: Quote:
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Cory
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Albuquerque
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It's a spork. What's the big deal? Are they that naive as to how the internet works? For a spork, this is rather mild, considering that the book in question is 50 Shades. I've seen them go into South Park territory for Harry Potter and Twilight.
What really amazes me is they're comparing snarking a book to bullying. I guess anything anyone writes suddenly deserves respect and praise. It's the same attitude that makes some kid's teams give every kid an award, regardless of performance. Sporks are all in good fun. You're not supposed to take them too seriously. Even fans of HP7 participate in sporking the book and laughing at things that don't really make sense. But, of course, anything that goes over "the line" of constructive criticism is automatically bashing the author, and if they're female, you're being a misogynist. *Sigh*. Really hilarious when 50 Shades (and its source material) is said to be rather sexist itself. ETA: Reading it carefully, she only addresses, or even refers to James once. And that's to compliment her for having her characters use condoms. I've written harsher shit. The backlash is shilarious. Last edited by thebloodfiend; 04-30-2012 at 05:59 AM. |
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U gotz sumthing 2 say?
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Moon
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I was reading through some of the comments on Jennifer's post and I felt strongly that an author has the right to review a novel without being criticized as unprofessional. I'm not for posts that deliberately degrade and make fun of the author in question, but I don't mind a little bit of snark. There are some books out there that will garner that kind of reaction in certain people and why shouldn't someone be allowed to show that?
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bananaed
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: oontz oontz oontz oontz
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Here we go again:
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This is getting really, really old.
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Behold, yon interrobang!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: WIP it, WIP it good...
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I really wish I could say THIS WAS THE BEST BOOK I'VE EVER READ but when the first comma error on page 3 was just ONE IN A MILLION errors I counted in just the first 75 pages, I'll just be content to wait for THE NEXT J. K. ROWLING.
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Somebody in the blog comments above mentioned it's easy to spot the crackpots, and it is. When the review is obviously personal ("...this buk is teh suxx0rz cuz teh authr iz st00p1d..."), it's easy to shrug it off. If it's a review you can take something and apply it to your next manuscript, that's a review worth reading.
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