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Goonsquad
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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I knew this would happen I just knew it cuz my daddy used to say one bad apple could spoil the whole bushel which is why I never let my friends get anywhere near him especially after comin home smelling like... well just comin home but then there was my rat sister who would always go runnin to him and tell him everything I was doing cuz she wanted to be his favorite when really my other sister was his favorite and nobody knew but me so when he sang 'brown eyed girl' to me cuz I got brown eyes I knew I was safe and could get away with hangin with a bad crowd until some guy came over to hang out and I told him it was a bad idea but did he listen no so there ya go Cass just another one of those guys that does whatever he wants because
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Haggis is especially sensitive about the way wiminz respond to his arch enemy, Cass. All I did is say hi to Huggis once and Haggis wouldn't so much as sniff me for a whole week.
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Working my way up!
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What Cella means Cass is the best way to get the o'le Hag back is to keep baking those cakes!!
Oh my goodness, Cella---have you tried these cakes?
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I've been such a fool. It's just...well, Haggis was spending all his time with his golf clubs, and gawking at pictures of Jessica Alba, and dressing up in my outfits. I thought maybe I'd make him a little jealous, that's all. Ya know, just to get his attention. And then along came Huggis with his sweet-talking reppies about checking out his saber...when all the time he just wanted me to swab the deck. Well, I knew right away I'd made a mistake. I didn't so much as yar at him, I swear. But my dear Haggis will never, never believe that. You don't know what you've got until it's gone. ETA: *Sniff sniff* Maybe a new dress will cheer me up. Last edited by CassandraW; 04-24-2012 at 06:32 AM. |
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Working my way up!
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Or the new fragrance that just hit the shelves:
In Heat Sold at your local puppeh stores!
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Goonsquad
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*watches bouncing*
![]() But sadly, I must retire to my bedchambers now. In the east wing. Second floor. Second door to the right. If you know what I mean.
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Working my way up!
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel .. Satisfied
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Goose morning
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
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I'd have thought people would be thankful for him not mistaking them as a fire hydrant, but no sniffing?
Rapture!
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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.. and the 'voices'
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Goonsquad
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*does calculations*
close, haggis. it's 42.pi. |
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Goonsquad
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I like pie.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
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For a moment I read that as 'Pip' and I thought Cray was stuck on himself again
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
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Because your teeth are clean?
I KNEW you were a FRISKY one. I tried telling cray that before but he wouldn't believe me. |
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Not that I have any particular reason for asking. *whistles* |
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