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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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You both suck.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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What exactly? You did not specify that.
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Exactly.
Of course she does. Don't give it another thought.
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Don't give what another thought?
Never mind. Here's a bottle of Lagavulin I just happened to have lying around. Sharesies? |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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*passes Angie a straw but ties the end of it in a knot first*
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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*sucks on straw until eyes bug out*
Hm. Some sort of design flaw here. *guzzles straight from bottle* |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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*nibbles on Angie's eyes*
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
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Ow.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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*picks up round squishy object* What's this? Ooh, scotch-soaked eyeball. Tasty. |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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Same with the good. Peddle, but don't partake.
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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*gives Jaycinth, Cassie, Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski, and Bettie Lee each a cup of coffee. Then places two platters of donuts, muffins, and bagels on the bar*
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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had to be said. ETA: They beat me to it. Rats.
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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Filled donuts of course!
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel ... itchin to go
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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They have creams and stuff for that in Canadia.
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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*signs Kelly up for the suburban homeboy posse*
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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got about two gallons of syrup bottled yesterday ....
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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But I think you have to get it through the mail.
Thanks Gilroy. |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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I'm sure uncle vito could hook porter up, without having to resort to the male.
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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Things just fall off trucks everywhere. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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and you have to spend at least three months on the waiting list unless you buy it in another province.
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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They should have states like real countries.
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