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Old 03-02-2012, 01:01 AM   #5051
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:23 PM   #5057
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Shelma would later recall, at the board of inquiry, that she was ten minutes from the end of a long and uneventful shift at the helm of the Solar Wind in deep space when the ship's AI announced that life signs for all but two of the crew had just terminated.
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Old 03-05-2012, 08:21 AM   #5058
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Old 03-15-2012, 07:37 PM   #5059
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Old 03-16-2012, 01:08 AM   #5061
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:55 AM   #5064
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Old 03-22-2012, 11:51 PM   #5066
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Old 03-24-2012, 09:13 PM   #5067
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Old 03-29-2012, 05:35 PM   #5071
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