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    Quote Originally Posted by shakeysix View Post
    maybe it's the jerry garcia thing but you strangely stir my sluggish blood--s6
    Pay it no mind. It's an undead thing. We all have it.
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    the kavorka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    the kavorka.
    Exactly. It's a curse.
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    Kavorka... didn't he used to kill ol' people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeBear View Post
    ....It's amazing how something so sweet, cute, and innocent-looking can grow up to be a Lavern, Gail, Old Fashioned Girl, s6, or, of all people, SR! Now, Suzie, I don't know how she managed to remain so sweet - must be all that cake.

    I know! I fully expect to be banned for awhile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    :OFG gives JoeBear 'the Stink Eye', full force:

    See? Case in point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    FIFY
    We're going to have a tough time explaining to Sami her family members.


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    She's gnawing on your corner, Lavern.
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    Sweet

    ** wonders where the grandpa Porter picture is on display**
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Sweet

    ** wonders where the grandpa Porter picture is on display**
    For some reason , she wakes up screaming in the middle of the night when wearing this sleeper, but she was taking an unscheduled nap before lunch when I got this shot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post

    She's gnawing on your corner, Lavern.
    It's ok, Hag.

    She took it literally when she heard me say: Bite me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    Kavorka... didn't he used to kill ol' people?
    Sick people. Not th'e same thing. 'Course you can find some of both right here. Just watch PSBs avatars, and then there's Haggis with his anger issues.

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    She took it literally when she heard me say: Bite me!
    Yep. And just wait till she gets some teeth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeBear View Post
    For some reason , she wakes up screaming in the middle of the night when wearing this sleeper, but she was taking an unscheduled nap before lunch when I got this shot.



    OH!!!!!




    you sick old fart! i mean,...ew. that's.....that's,......
    yanno, porter on there.



    you don't know where he's been!






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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeBear View Post
    For some reason , she wakes up screaming in the middle of the night when wearing this sleeper, but she was taking an unscheduled nap before lunch when I got this shot.

    Frightening, JB. Truly frightening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WriteMinded View Post
    Yep. And just wait till she gets some teeth!
    WM, she's got a couple teeth already - two on the bottom and they're growing and SHARP! Momma Bear will testify to that!

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    I see you've denied her a pic of her loving Auntie OFG... and I could teach her SOOOOOO much...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    I see you've denied her a pic of her loving Auntie OFG... and I could teach her SOOOOOO much...
    Here's the latest additions to Sami's wardrobe. The one with Porter seems more appropriate than the first one with his countenance upon it.


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    aww left out cause I'm a bad influence-- JB would need two shotguns if she learned from me--lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SRHowen View Post
    aww left out cause I'm a bad influence-- JB would need two shotguns if she learned from me--lol
    Got a double-barrel. Does that count as two? Also an 8mm Mauser, Win 30-30, etc. She'll be safe.

    In fact, we were just talking about that tonight. A friend of Momma Bear asked about night terrors which young cubs can get and the lady's baby does. But Sami doesn't; in fact, she's not afraid of anything. She gets startled by sounds she's never heard (e.g., she'd be startled by Porter's digestive issues, Haggis' wolf whistles, or a battery exploding [cray]), but even then, she doesn't cry or get upset. She's going to be a tough one; besides, she'll be learning some self-defense skills, e.g. using a pearl choker to choke an attacker, using a tube of lipstick to gouge an attacker's eyes out, threaten an attacker with a makeover, defeather him if it's a gull [Del] ... y'know, scary stuff like that.

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    don't forget cay keys between the fingers, and get her a ka-bar knife.

    Round here every car has a handgun, every bedroom a shot gun, a knife, pepper spray, and a handgun. And everyone has a weapons permit.

    Hairspray makes a good pepper spray alternative.

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    Awwww. That's such a cute li'l OFG outfit! I bet it's her fave to drool on.

    Uncle Porter's, on the other hand, appears to be already ruined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    Awwww. That's such a cute li'l OFG outfit! I bet it's her fave to drool on.

    Uncle Porter's, on the other hand, appears to be already ruined.
    Yeah, OFG, we keep washing the Grandpa Porter onesie but just can't seem to get it clean.

    SR, we got her the infant size pepper spray a couple weeks ago but she keeps spraying it on her pabulum to add some taste . Like I said, she's tough!

    We hope to give her the most powerful weapons possible - knowledge and skills.

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