The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

i like the crunchy ones that wiggle for a few seconds before they go down.

cray said:

i like the crunchy ones that wiggle for a few seconds before they go down.

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Don't be silly, cray. Them are kittens.

PorterStarrByrd said:

Here you go Hag ..

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Oh Lawdy-Lawd!!!!

I'm sitting at my desk (eating lunch) and wishing I hadn't logged in here now.

*GAG*

Lavern08 said:

Oh Lawdy-Lawd!!!!

I'm sitting at my desk (eating lunch) and wishing I hadn't logged in here now.

*GAG*

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See, cray? I knew someone was going to throw something. (I also expected it to be Lavern.)

Gack!

SRHowen said:

Gack!

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See, even SR's throwing a gack, whatever that is. *must be a Texas term for an unhatched duck, chicken, raccoon, something *

JoeBear said:

See, even SR's throwing a gack, whatever that is. *must be a Texas term for an unhatched duck, chicken, raccoon, something *

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Kitten.

Ripe

The hubby in WA was telling me about this stuff--and gack is exactly my response.

You know that sound you make when you step in something the dog did while you were gone . . .

just thought I'd say hey 'n I 'brung' yah all some s

Susie said:

just thought I'd say hey 'n I 'brung' yah all some s

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Hey, Susie!

Girl, you take cake everywhere, don't you?

I didn't get cake for my birthday--LOL Saw an ad for some DQ strawberry shortcake ice cream cake stuff--now that looked good.

Great to wash down a balut with too ..

SRHowen said:

I didn't get cake for my birthday--LOL Saw an ad for some DQ strawberry shortcake ice cream cake stuff--now that looked good.

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BTW, SR, Happy Birthday (belated). Are you finally age-qualified to be on this thread?

Geezerly

JoeBear said:

BTW, SR, Happy Birthday (belated). Are you finally age-qualified to be on this thread?

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About 5 years past on that one. LOL

Hi. Here for the cake!

thanks for the cake, sooze. i'll have to pass on what the other folks are serving up. i found a murder victim under my hose reel this a.m. early. i didn't have the stomach for csi. might have been a bunny. might have been a mole. i rounded up the usual suspects but they all meowed an alibi--s6

shakeysix said:

thanks for the cake, sooze. i'll have to pass on what the other folks are serving up. i found a murder victim under my hose reel this a.m. early. i didn't have the stomach for csi. might have been a bunny. might have been a mole. i rounded up the usual suspects but they all meowed an alibi--s6

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I've got some spare alibis, if they need any.

I have an alibi too which is mostly that I was in the woods collecting mushrooms when it happened and the moose who saw me has a wart on his nose so that you can tell him from the other meese that do not have warts on their noses even though they come from the same herd as the moose with the wart on his nose so maybe he or his mother ate some bad mushrooms when it counted and now he is trying to learn which mushrooms are the good ones by watching me do what I was doing when the murderee got hosed by something because.

It was self-defense!

WriteMinded said:

It was self-defense!

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And you weren't even there!

mentally?

GailD said:

And you weren't even there!

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I wasn't???

Out of body experience?