The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

WriteMinded said:

Grits and tequila. Lost your glasses again, didn't you?

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No, got my glasses on ... somewhere, but without any lights, they aren't much good. *Now, where are my glasses?*

gregwa said:

Is there a spare rocker nearby for a new old fart? Just arrived here in the home, and already can't remember what room I'm sleeping in.

Time to ogle the nurses.

As soon as I find my trifocals.

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Come on in, gregwa and sit a spell. We like to take our glasses off and ogle the nurses by Braille. You probably won't be surprised that Haggis is a leg - and ankle - man. Careful though! There are some male nurses around but Laverne, OFG, Gail and SR might be chasing them around somewhere.

JoeBear said:

We like to take our glasses off and ogle the nurses by Braille.

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Ahh.... I knew I'd come to the right place!

What time's the bingo start?

No, got my glasses on ... somewhere, but without any lights, they aren't much good. *Now, where are my glasses?*

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I keep bringing fuel in here for the generator so we can have some lights and someone keeps drinking it up ---

Male nurses? Now why didn't anyone tell me about them before --- yup -- wanders off with hand out in front of her about three feet off the ground.

gregwa, welcome!
Set yourself down, put your feet up, and call the cat a bastard. What do you spike your Postum with?

The last time I called my cat a bad name, I had to buy new support hose. I asked her what she'd claw if I didn't wear support hose, and she said, "Depends."

I bought more support hose.

Bourbon with the Postum, please. Hold the Postum.

Two eggs over easy, grits, bacon and toast . . . anyone else?

SRHowen said:

Two eggs over easy, grits, bacon and toast . . . anyone else?

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Sounds good. Can I get some grits with that?

And scotch?

Welcome, Gregwa. Happy Sunday everyone. Hope Lavern08's Super Bowl Party is a smashing success.

Haggis said:

Sounds good. Can I get some grits with that?

And scotch?

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Scotch I got, you're in luck, and grits. Butter?

SRHowen said:

Scotch I got, you're in luck, and grits. Butter?

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Yes. And salt and pepper.

Putting steaks on the grill for dinner. 'spose everyone is watching football?

SRHowen said:

Putting steaks on the grill for dinner. 'spose everyone is watching football?

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Football? Oh, yeah.

Can I get some grits with that steak?

NO. That's an unwritten law Haggis...or it should be. Grits must not be served with steak. Sheez. That's like, hmmm. Salsa on lime sherbert? Yuck.

great...now I want sherbert. Maybe I should drink instead? Or follow SR around and see if she has any luck finding whatever it is she's looking for three feet off of the ground...

Male nurses . . . the older I get the more I understand dirty old men.

SRHowen said:

Male nurses . . . the older I get the more I understand dirty old men.

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Finally!!!!!!!
Somebody understands us, Haggis.

JoeBear said:

Finally!!!!!!!
Somebody understands us, Haggis.

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About time, JB.

Joe, there's no point in being a dirty old man until the baby's old enough to be embarrassed.

SRHowen said:

Putting steaks on the grill for dinner. 'spose everyone is watching football?

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What, watch the millionaires play ball? Nay factorial. We are not interested in watching other people have fun. We played music, sewed costumes, and taught the cats to catch treats in midair.

BardSkye said:

Joe, there's no point in being a dirty old man until the baby's old enough to be embarrassed.

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A dirty old man is one of the reasons she's here.

How old does one need to be before embarassment is possible? I suppose some folk never get to that point. (For some reason, Laverne springs to mind.)

Gurdyman said:

What, watch the millionaires play ball? Nay factorial. We are not interested in watching other people have fun. We played music, sewed costumes, and taught the cats to catch treats in midair.

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I spent all day editing, other than the grilling out that had nothing to do with football.

Now on embarrassing your kids--wait till they are teens that is the greatest age to get maximal enjoyment from their red faces. Thought my kids were so used to me that they never did get embarrassed much ---

SRHowen said:

Two eggs over easy, grits, bacon and toast . . . anyone else?

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No thanks. After yesterday's junkfoodfest, two eggs staring at me just doesn't appeal. Maybe some jello.

Grits must not be served with steak.

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Steak, eggs, and grits--

SRHowen said:

Steak, eggs, and grits--

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Now that's what I'm talkin' about...

...For breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Somebody turn the oxygen up ... these people are on that grits kick again. Ain't they got no teeth or tastebuds?

I just threw up


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Lavern08 said:

Now that's what I'm talkin' about...

...For breakfast, lunch or dinner.

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Dessert too.