Haggis, it looks like you're the only old fart here.
it'll be a decade or so before I can play here. I hope your denture adhesive doesn't soften while you're rocking, Haggis.
Get off my lawn, you young brat.
Don't forget--you're supposed to take your Viagra at 4:30.
When I was your age, all we had was MS-DOS 1.0.
AND WE WERE HAPPY WE HAD IT!
*zips in. throws a shaw around haggis’s’s’s’ shoulders. puts blanket on haggis’s’s’’s lap*
The first one to start talking about his/her most recent bowel movement goes straight to the nursing home. I mean it.
*Turns up hearing aid*
Did somebody say "Viagra?"
The only reason you're on UHF is because you're not good enough to be on channels 2 through 13!
Yep. Bet that annoying song is wafting through your foggy brain too.
this thread is scarng me.
that was funny to me
I found the perfect nursing home. Here's the head nurse:
Hey, OFG. Would you mind putting a nice, soothing record on the victrola? Maybe some Vaughn Monroe or Nelson Eddy?
I remember when gas was 88 cents a gallon and I'm only 26!
that doesn't count though, does it?
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. --Carl Jung