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    Haggis, it looks like you're the only old fart here.

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    it'll be a decade or so before I can play here. I hope your denture adhesive doesn't soften while you're rocking, Haggis.

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    Get off my lawn, you young brat.

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    Don't forget--you're supposed to take your Viagra at 4:30.

    Viva Viagra.

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    Well, Haggis, looks like it's you and me, kid.

    Where's the rockin' chair? Get me a shawl, somebody! Isn't the heat on? Damn!
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    When I was your age, all we had was MS-DOS 1.0.

    AND WE WERE HAPPY WE HAD IT!

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    *zips in. throws a shaw around haggis’s’s’s’ shoulders. puts blanket on haggis’s’s’’s lap*

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    The first one to start talking about his/her most recent bowel movement goes straight to the nursing home. I mean it.
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    And what the hell you need a cable modem for!? 1200baud is plenty fast!
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    Come to think of it, I AM a little constipated.
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    *Turns up hearing aid*

    Did somebody say "Viagra?"
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    The only reason you're on UHF is because you're not good enough to be on channels 2 through 13!

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    Yep. Bet that annoying song is wafting through your foggy brain too.

    Viva Viagra.

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    this thread is scarng me.








    that was funny to me

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    Make some foil rabbit ears... it'll look better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    I found the perfect nursing home. Here's the head nurse:

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    Hey, OFG. Would you mind putting a nice, soothing record on the victrola? Maybe some Vaughn Monroe or Nelson Eddy?
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    I remember when gas was 88 cents a gallon and I'm only 26!

    that doesn't count though, does it?
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    Ooooo! How 'bout some Jeannette McDonald, too! She an' Nelson sing so purrrrrdy together!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Hey, OFG. Would you mind putting a nice, soothing record on the victrola? Maybe some Vaughn Monroe or Nelson Eddy?
    Nuts to that! It's almost time for Andy Williams, and he's got some new act called The Ozmins or Osmonds or something like that.

    Give me 5 minutes to warm up the RCA Victor and point the Tenna-Rotor toward Pittsburgh.

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