PHENTERMINE

PeeDee said:

"I invented PHETERMINE, as everyone obviously knows, right, honey?"
-- Dan Brown

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"Dan Brown is a lying sack of shit. I invented PHENTERAMINE, it gave me the cajones to create the Internet!"

--Al Gore

"The Romans did me in, but PHETERMINE brought me back up when the time came. Thanks, PHETERMINE!"
-- Jesus of Nazareth.

"YOU try creating the whole of creation in six days...without PHETERMINE!"

-- GOD.

"I couldn't have invented the DMV without PHETERMINE. Thanks!"

-- The DEVIL.

"It helps me put my pants on right side around!"

-- BOB.

"Screw you, Federline, I said NO."

--Britney Spears

Oh wait, you said PHENTERMINE. Never mind. Carry on. *Ahem*

"PHENTERMINE is unique and interesting and resonates with us, here in our headquarters, and gives us a great boost of vigor on those late nights when we are 'inspecting' each other! Thanks, PHENTERMINE!"

-- The Three Stooges, Publish America HQ

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

--Gengis Kahn

"PHENTERMINE gave me the best week of my life in the Oval Office!"

-- Harry Widget, eighty-first president of the United States.

PeeDee said:

"PHENTERMINE is unique and interesting and resonates with us, here in our headquarters, and gives us a great boost of vigor on those late nights when we are 'inspecting' each other! Thanks, PHENTERMINE!"

-- The Three Stooges, Publish America HQ

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You forgot, "it also fits us like a glove." Smeared with KY jelly, no doubt.

"PHENTERMINE makes me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

--Bruce Banner

"You can't spell SUPERMAN without PHENTERMINE."

--Superman

"He's a little slow. Ignore him."

--Lois Lane

"PH-PH-PH-PHENTERMINE is g-g-great!"--Porky "the Big Kielbasa" Pig

Gravity said:

"PH-PH-PH-PHENTERMINE is g-g-great!"--Porky "the Big Kielbasa" Pig

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"Thpam is dithpithcible!"

--Daffy Duck

"PHENTERMINE sent me over the rainbow...and I got to really see what that man behind the curtain had packed away! Rowrrr!"--Dorothy

Gravity said:

"PH-PH-PH-PHENTERMINE is g-g-great!"--Porky "the Big Kielbasa" Pig

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Later, Pork was also quoted as saying.

"PH-PH-PH-PHENTERMINE g-g-g-g-gives me a great b-big di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-advantage in l-l--life!"

PeeDee said:

Later, Pork was also quoted as saying.

"PH-PH-PH-PHENTERMINE g-g-g-g-gives me a great b-big di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-advantage in l-l--life!"

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HAH!!!! HAHAHA!!!!

"Those meddling kids and their PHENTERMINE.....gave me the time of my life! Yeeeow! Call me!"

-- Old Missus Struthers.

"PHENTERAMINE lets me breathe underwater!"

--Batman

"BATMAN! DEAR GOD SOMEBODY HELP HIM!!!! BAAAATTMAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!"

--Robin, holding a drowned Batman

"PPPPPHHHHHHHEEEEENNNNNNNTTTTERRRRRRRMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

-- Captain James T. Kirk

"PHENTERMINE makes me want to touch myself."

--Edward Scissorhands

"That was a bad idea."

--Edward Scissorhands

"If we didn't not have PHENTERMINE, mate, then we wouldn't not be men of the sea, wouldn't we not?"

-- Jack Sparrow (Captain)

PeeDee said:

"PPPPPHHHHHHHEEEEENNNNNNNTTTTERRRRRRRMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

-- Captain James T. Kirk

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"Dammit Jim, I'm a Spammer, not a doctor!"

--Dr. McCoy

"This is highly illogical. But with PENTERAMINE, I don't care!"

--Spock

"No danger of breaking apart now, Cap'n! Nae with PHENTERMIN! My "wee" baerns nothin'!"

"Define taking PENTERAMINE..."

--Bill Clinton

*checks that off the list* Okay, that means Carrie did Bill Clinton.....

"PHENTERMINE made something else also rise...and if I find that momma's boy poseur who's pretending to me in that other post, I'm gonna knock his freaking block off."--the real Hemingway