dclary said:
We gave her waffles.
And there are worse things to be than a monkey in the museum.
Like the guy who has to clean up monkey poo in the museum.
Although I suppose that's better than cleaning up monkey poo in a zoo... cuz, yanno, there's more monkeys and I bet more poo...
Thanks, guys, you literally had me in tears of laughter.
Have you actually, physically met, Pete and Carrie? Somehow I get the feeling that if you do the universe will implode, and will have lots of fun doing it!
Have you actually, physically met, Pete and Carrie? Somehow I get the feeling that if you do the universe will implode, and will have lots of fun doing it!
You two absolutely may not play together. Yanno. In person. But continue the online collaboration.
Soccer Mom said:
I'm afraid to even contemplate a real meeting... I wonder if we'll be able to behave while on book tour?
(On our second book jacket: The only authors to be banned from Barnes and Noble!)
Carrie in PA said:
I'm afraid to even contemplate a real meeting... I wonder if we'll be able to behave while on book tour?
(On our second book jacket: The only authors to be banned from Barnes and Noble!)
And banned from Oprah's couch.
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OMG... this thread is funnier than anything else I've read today. And that includes essays from high school students...
Unique said:
OPRAH: So! PHENTERMINE is really working for you!
PETE: Yeah! It's neat! See?
OPRAH: OH MY GOD
The CROWD gasps in ASTONISHMENT.
OPRAH: Wow. If only I liked men!
PETE: Fear not. It's universal now! THanks to....PHENTERMINE!
I told Carrie, it's like an accidental Variety Hour. It's Variety Hour: Freestyle!
(it was a good way to spend a day NOT meeting my deadlines)
(it was a good way to spend a day NOT meeting my deadlines)
you coulda warned me it was out there or something, Petely. I would have enjoyed reading this and not meeting deadlines today too!
It's not like we planned it! This is just why we need more spam around the forums. It gives us a topic, and away we go.
....
Carrie and I have never met, except in our souls, which meet through our ART.
....
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This is just why we need more spam around the forums. It gives us a topic, and away we go.....
Carrie and I have never met, except in our souls, which meet through our ART.
....
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*cough* It's a little pink pill, actually. I'm not sure what you're taking, but it's not Phentermine!
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"I invented PHETERMINE, as everyone obviously knows, right, honey?"
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--Stephen King
"Without PHETERMINE, I couldn't get Harry up in the morning!"
-- J.K. Rowling
"I invented PHETERMINE, as everyone obviously knows, right, honey?"
-- Dan Brown
"PHETERMINE."
-- Ernest Hemingway.
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