PHENTERMINE

giftedrhonda said:

TEE HEE - I'm sick in the head...but then again, so are you guys. It's like I'm home...hahaha

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It's.... it's like we're a threesome!!!

BEFORE PHENTERMINE:

AFTER PHENTERMINE

The CHOICE is YOURS!

hahahaha it's like we're three halves of the same PHENTERMINE-induced brain...

PeeDee said:

BEFORE PHENTERMINE:

AFTER PHENTERMINE

The CHOICE is YOURS!

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NIIIIIIICE...well, I know which choice I'D be making...

giftedrhonda said:

hahahaha it's like we're three halves of the same PHENTERMINE-induced brain...

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YOU get to be the half that does all the math!!!!!!

giftedrhonda said:

NIIIIIIICE...well, I know which choice I'D be making...

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You have to ASK the Amish man first, though!

giftedrhonda said:

NIIIIIIICE...well, I know which choice I'D be making...

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They both look about the same to me...

Carrie in PA said:

They both look about the same to me...

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Thanks to PHENTERMINE, I can do a comparision and still have.....energy!......left over!

PHENTERMINE: what the technologically-defunct Amish culture has trusted for their uppers since 1960...

PeeDee said:

Thanks to PHENTERMINE, I can do a comparision and still have.....energy!......left over!

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Pffft. That's what your MOM said.

OOOOOOH...............

I couldn't HEAR what YOUR mom was SAYING, because she was BUSY.

OHHHHHHH..........

(paying bills)

giftedrhonda said:

OOOOOOH...............

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You got summinta say? Bring it on!!! BRING. IT. OWANAH!!

JEBEDIAH: Looks like yer' raisin' a barn today, Ezekiel!

EZEKIEL: Damn straight, foo!

PHENTERMINE or PHENTERYOURS?

BenPanced said:

PHENTERMINE or PHENTERYOURS?

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Posts by Ben! So cheesy they're funny!

LOL - nice...

I'm going to tinkle on myself from laughing so hard, seriously.


Oh, and Carrie? I am SO. READY. To BRING. IT. ON!!

giftedrhonda said:

LOL - nice...

I'm going to tinkle on myself from laughing so hard, seriously.


Oh, and Carrie? I am SO. READY. To BRING. IT. ON!!

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Dude! Use the *you know*!!! You can whiz into the trash can! It rocks!!!

*dances like Elaine Benes from Seinfeld*

Carrie? You just got SERVED, yo...


This dance-off sponsored by PHENTERMINE!!

JERRY SPRINGER: OOOOOOH, Rhonda! Bad news! It looks as though PHENTERMINE was also cheating on you with Carrie!!!!

RHONDA: WHUT?! OH NO YOU DI-INT!!

CARRIE: OH YEAH I DI-ID!

*hair pulling ensues*

RHONDA: Wait, wait a sec.... I don't feel so good...

CARRIE: Me either...

*pop more PHENTERMINE*

RHONDA: HOO YEAH, Baby! That's the ticket!

CARRIE: Yeah. MY ticket, biotch!

RHONDA *throws chair*

CARRIE *catches it - PHENERMINE gives you muscles! - and throws it back*

RHONDA knocks it to the floor

JERRY: Ladies... can't we just get along? Is PHENTERMINE really worth all this?

RHONDA: Damn straight it is, old man! *lunges for Jerry*

CARRIE: This is some REALLY good popcorn!

CROWD: JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

JERRY: Ladies, calm down. We have one more special guest. Pete, please come out...

CROWD: OOOOOOOOOH...

PETE: Look here, hos - PHENTERMINE and I just got hitched in Vegas. Too bad for you losers!

CARRIE AND RHONDA: *lunge at Pete*

PHENTERMINE: Sorry, guys...don't hate the playa, hate the game...

CROWD: PHEN-TER-MINE! PHEN-TER-MINE!

giftedrhonda said:

*dances like Elaine Benes from Seinfeld*

Carrie? You just got SERVED, yo...


This dance-off sponsored by PHENTERMINE!!

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BRING IT ON!!!!

giftedrhonda said:

JERRY: Ladies, calm down. We have one more special guest. Pete, please come out...

CROWD: OOOOOOOOOH...

PETE: Look here, hos - PHENTERMINE and I just got hitched in Vegas. Too bad for you losers!

CARRIE AND RHONDA: *lunge at Pete*

PHENTERMINE: Sorry, guys...don't hate the playa, hate the game...

CROWD: PHEN-TER-MINE! PHEN-TER-MINE!

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LOL. I stand by what I said earlier.

Best.

Thread.

Ever.

Okay, headed home. Thanks for helping work pass fast!!!

YAY!! PHENTERMINE N RHONDA 4-EVA!!!

Too bad Fabio got banned, he proved to be a valuable contributor to my afternoon.