giftedrhonda said:
whateva u dont no n3thing cause PHENTERMINE and me are gonna go ALL THE WAY 2NITE
PeeDee said:
PHENTERMINE told me it was SO teasing U just to see how far U go...and U believed it!
SUCKR!!!
We laff about this all the time behind UR back...
FAQ:
Q: PHENTERMINE huh?
A: Absatively!
Q: What does it do?
A: Makes you a good person! Makes women love you!
Q: Women remind me of my mother. She hated me.
A: She too will love you with PHENTERMINE!!! And handcuffs!
Q: THAT'S WRONG!!!
A: You're not asking questions.
Q: You're messed up.
A: Only because I haven't taken a handy dose of PHENTERMINE and read PETE & CARRIE VARIETY HOUR IV: AWERICAN IDLE!
Q: Is this pill taken orally?
A: No.
Q: ....er.......
A: Rashes can result.
Q: OH MY GOD!
A: Well, it doesn't fit down the human throat.
Q: OH MY GOD!!
A: GOod night, folks! Remember! ORder your lifetime (ten months) supply of PHENTERMINE today, or be alone and limp and miserable in the nursing home until you die!
Q: PHENTERMINE huh?
A: Absatively!
Q: What does it do?
A: Makes you a good person! Makes women love you!
Q: Women remind me of my mother. She hated me.
A: She too will love you with PHENTERMINE!!! And handcuffs!
Q: THAT'S WRONG!!!
A: You're not asking questions.
Q: You're messed up.
A: Only because I haven't taken a handy dose of PHENTERMINE and read PETE & CARRIE VARIETY HOUR IV: AWERICAN IDLE!
Q: Is this pill taken orally?
A: No.
Q: ....er.......
A: Rashes can result.
Q: OH MY GOD!
A: Well, it doesn't fit down the human throat.
Q: OH MY GOD!!
A: GOod night, folks! Remember! ORder your lifetime (ten months) supply of PHENTERMINE today, or be alone and limp and miserable in the nursing home until you die!
giftedrhonda said:
WHATEVA ur making it UPP!!! PHENTERMINE luvs me and sed so wehn we were listenign 2 Nirvana!!! We want to DIE 2gether cuz its rmoanticgojhgohgr!!11
Carrie in PA said:
PHENTERMINE is such a ho. It told me I was the only one! IT SAID I WAS SPECIAL!!!
*sobs*
giftedrhonda said:
PHENTERMINE HATES you! it LOVES me! Nightly!
That baby doesn't belong to you!
(laughing so hard....oh gods....my sides.........)
MAURY: Hand me the results
*dramatic silence as the envelope is peeled open*
MAURY: PHENTERMINE, you are NOT the father!!
CARRIE: OH NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
MAURY: We've tested 73 drugs, we'll keep testing until we figure out whoz yo baby daddy!!
CARRIE: *dramatic sob, runs offstage*
PHENTERMINE: I done tol you, ho!!
*dramatic silence as the envelope is peeled open*
MAURY: PHENTERMINE, you are NOT the father!!
CARRIE: OH NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
MAURY: We've tested 73 drugs, we'll keep testing until we figure out whoz yo baby daddy!!
CARRIE: *dramatic sob, runs offstage*
PHENTERMINE: I done tol you, ho!!
We've used PHENTERMINE for three years now, and our relationship has never been better! It has brought my black hair back, and has made Peggy prettyer!
JERRY SPRINGER: So, Rhonda, you and PHENTERMINE been knockin' boots?
RHONDA: Yea, dat right, so WHUT!
JERRY: Well, PHENTERMINE has something he wants to tell you.
PHENTERMINE: Rhonda, baby you know I done looooooove yooooou, but... there been someone else.
RHONDA: *screams* NOOOOOOOOO HOW YOU GONNA DO ME LIKE DIS?! HUH?! ON TEE VEE?! HOW YOU GONNA DO ME LIKE DIS ON TEEEEEE VEEEEEE?!?!?!?!??!
PHENTERMINE: Baby, look, it's like this...
PETE *rushing out*: He's MINE, ho!
RHONDA: YOU BITCH!
PETE *making out with PHENTERMINE* BACK OFF, yo! He miiiiiiiine!!!
*fist fight ensues*
RHONDA: Yea, dat right, so WHUT!
JERRY: Well, PHENTERMINE has something he wants to tell you.
PHENTERMINE: Rhonda, baby you know I done looooooove yooooou, but... there been someone else.
RHONDA: *screams* NOOOOOOOOO HOW YOU GONNA DO ME LIKE DIS?! HUH?! ON TEE VEE?! HOW YOU GONNA DO ME LIKE DIS ON TEEEEEE VEEEEEE?!?!?!?!??!
PHENTERMINE: Baby, look, it's like this...
PETE *rushing out*: He's MINE, ho!
RHONDA: YOU BITCH!
PETE *making out with PHENTERMINE* BACK OFF, yo! He miiiiiiiine!!!
*fist fight ensues*
Pete: *lifts shirt* SEE THESE? PHENTERMINE couldn't stay away from THESE sweater puppies!
Rhonda: *cries* I HATE YOU - YOU took PHENTERMINE from ME! *claws at Pete*
Crowd: oooooooh FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
Rhonda: *cries* I HATE YOU - YOU took PHENTERMINE from ME! *claws at Pete*
Crowd: oooooooh FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
giftedrhonda said:
SWEATER PUPPIES!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA