Carrie in PA said:
You CAN'T just put me DOWN like that!! I am beautiful, no matter WHAT you say!!! I HAVE A VOICE!
I need some ice cream. And a Backstreet Boys CD to comfort me. I love Hugh Jackman. I'm so emotional. I like pink.
*SOB*
You CAN'T just put me DOWN like that!! I am beautiful, no matter WHAT you say!!! I HAVE A VOICE!
I need some ice cream. And a Backstreet Boys CD to comfort me. I love Hugh Jackman. I'm so emotional. I like pink.
*SOB*
I am LEAVING to be with ALFONSE who understands the REAL ME, unlike YOU who just have a stiffy all day long!
Hi!
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I used to live without PHENTERMINE, but life wasn't without living. Now that I've tried it, I've suddenly decided life is wonderful! I threw out all my Air Supply CDs and bought Justin Timberlake!!!
PHENTERMINE: improving life, one sucker at a time...
RLLGTHUNDER was too busy to post, so he asked me to share his testimonial!
Before PHENTERMINE, I looked like my avatar! But now, just six pills later, I am a DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN!!!
Not only that, but my disfiguring crotch disease is CURED!!!!!!!
Before PHENTERMINE, I looked like my avatar! But now, just six pills later, I am a DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN!!!
Not only that, but my disfiguring crotch disease is CURED!!!!!!!
RLLGTHUNDER: I had a disfiguring crotch disease before PHENTERMINE gave me something to be proud of! SOmething to hang my hat on! Thanks, PHENTERMINE!
DCLARY: People were always calling me miss, despite my heavy growth of facial hair! But with PHENTERMINE in my system, no one mistakes me for a woman unless they have vision problems, and then they just have to get closer!
JENNA: This thread about PHENTERMINE makes me want to not eat waffles anymore.
WILLIAM: i not only hate PHENTERMINE but this thread as well because it reminds me of butterflies, which are harbingers of the end times
DCLARY: People were always calling me miss, despite my heavy growth of facial hair! But with PHENTERMINE in my system, no one mistakes me for a woman unless they have vision problems, and then they just have to get closer!
JENNA: This thread about PHENTERMINE makes me want to not eat waffles anymore.
WILLIAM: i not only hate PHENTERMINE but this thread as well because it reminds me of butterflies, which are harbingers of the end times
Brand-new PHENTERMINE is so powerful, FABIANA could only post once about it before exploding in a mass of utter nirvana...
giftedrhonda said:
But she told us about PHENTERMINE, so we know that she at least went to heaven to be with Baby Jesus and NASCAR drivers. Bliss!
Side effects may include sexual attraction to sheep, dizziness, inablility to keep your hand out of your own pants, or those of others. Consult your doctor if you seek to engage in relations with non-sheep farm animals, such as goats, horses, pigs, or llamas. This medication may cause mild reactions in a small percentage of users. Please call your doctor if any of your limbs become detached, or if you are suddenly stricken blind, deaf, or mute.
Guys, lay off Fabio, okay? He's got to do SOMETHING since the romance novel cover career went down the shitter.
giftedrhonda said:
Because you're a negative person on these forums and you don't really contribute and I have loads of PMs from people telling me all about it!!!111
I need more PHENTERMINE, I'm getting misty.
Carrie in PA said:
That's your neighbor's barbeque. Good shot, though! Shame about those steaks.
Shut up, PeeDee! You're such a lying liar! *cries*
Where's my bleeping PHENTERMINE! I NEED MORE!! I'm going to practice peeing on cheerios in the toilet!
Where's my bleeping PHENTERMINE! I NEED MORE!! I'm going to practice peeing on cheerios in the toilet!
Jenna's PM box is full. SHe wouldn't have this problem if she took...
...PHENTERMINE! The HOT NEW DRUG from the guys who brought you "There's Something About Mary" and KY Jelly!
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