LOVE that link, MarioC. And this one fits my book to a tee:
Give him a ghost
Her: I haven’t read your script yet, but I’ll give you some notes anyway.
Me: But don’t you want to—
Her: How much do you know about structure?
Me: A lot.
Her: Where’s the first act end?
Me: Around page 30…
Her: That’s good. That’s good. Does your main character have a ghost?
Me: A…
Her: Ah, see, you don’t know what a ghost is. Your hero needs something in his past, something that drives him.
Me: Well, actually he does, sort of. It’s hard to explain. If you read the—
Her: As long as you give him a ghost, it’s fine. It could have been a long lost brother, or a family secret.
Me: I get you, but it’d probably be better if you read the script to see what I mean.
Her: No, that’s ok. I know what I’m talking about. People who refuse to use my notes never get produced.