Things That Do NOT Rock: A-Z

underdone eggs

wilted squishy veggies

xhaustion

Tent pegs when walking at night through a camp-site. Mysterious puddles.
The damp hairy thing that's growing in the corner of my fridge and getting bigger every day. I'll just have to buy a new fridge, like last time. Anyone need a fridge?

Y!!!!!

I think I got it now

Yodelling

Yeast infections

Assh*les honking their horns at 3 am.

bad night's sleep

Characature of me in granny panties.

Drowning

Endometriosis.

growths of unknown origins

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ice with bugs in it

Killing kittens by hand.

losing lunch

Merry men in tights.

nasty rashes

problems with body parts

Quadrapeds on ice skates.