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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps.
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff,"
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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps.
"That's the stuff," said ToT as
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel onto the hard
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel onto the hard cement block sitting
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel onto the hard cement block sitting atop the Mercedes.
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel onto the hard cement block sitting atop the Mercedes.

Mel's bowels reciprocated,
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel onto the hard cement block sitting atop the Mercedes.

Mel's bowels reciprocated, which Car Girl
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel onto the hard cement block sitting atop the Mercedes.

Mel's bowels reciprocated, which Car Girl accidentally sniffed with
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel onto the hard cement block sitting atop the Mercedes.

Mel's bowels reciprocated, which Car Girl accidentally sniffed with wild, reckless abandon.
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel onto the hard cement block sitting atop the Mercedes.

Mel's bowels reciprocated, which Car Girl accidentally sniffed with wild, reckless abandon. It wasn't the
 

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The Cabaret stank like Cray's sweaty friend Auntybug. Not that I minded the god awful tart. She had skills and cash and two ginormous bodyguards, who would hold onto her Hello Kitty diary with photos of her two ginormous pot plants. I listened to their usual whining about painful testicular tortion, however being a Yak I didn't engage in human conversation.

Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill but only after, which is unusual because his operation which has essentially closed down Chicago due to the crackdown on porn. I knew Ben back when he had two ginormous nipples. He always wanted a uni-nipple but was unable to talk Jaycinth into doing surgery, which was obviously because two nipples are still more symmetrical than camel teeth are. Although Haggis can’t get a viagra discount with his AARP 'cause he's young he stole condoms , chihuahua sized, naturally--freakin' ginormous ones.

Yep, studly Haggis has his pick of 'boobilicious' hotties that frequent the old chihuahua's home, like MidnightMuse, Auntybug, and Thunder's moms. Babes aside, though, Inky also participated. Then one day while shootin' at Thunder, Haggis said "Hey, Thunderbutt! You call Bernie, I'll pay him to copulate with extraordinary rough concrete blocks.

I trounced them that bright, sunny afternoon. They apologised to the sheep, the cheetoes cheetah, and Barney the transvestite liquor salesperson. Now, everyone knew Barney dated Ron Martin's sheep ranching hired hands on alternate weekends. Still, no one could dance the macarena and electric slide without first waxing Inky's bikini area. Cray stepped up (no great surprise), having met parole after banging the warden's Shetland pony on the head because it bit Rllgthunder on the July 4th picnic. Bmwhtly was watching it's girormous tallywacker in obvious envy.The Cabaret regulars, drunk as usual, by eight a.m. thoroughly egged them.

Jaycinth poured the sugar on me while Muse slowly licked it off.

They LOVE Yaks! Unfortunately only the batteries had some lingering underoos fetishes favorite, The Wiggles. Hello Kitty's rival! By midnight, the muse had deserted, gone AWOL, or gotten arrested for lascivious behavior because Captain Morgan...ROCKS!!!!! Muse was booked on indecency charges because she exposed her two ginormous middle fingers to the judge's concubine and bent over, her two ginormous brastrap Glock holsters slipped off her two ginormous...uh...sweater puppies. The one called Haggis, burlap-bagged for drowning ate the scorpion that Jaycinth had set aside for my psychedelic road-trip. In Peoria, Haggis lovingly fondled two beautiful Sphynx cats; my adoptive nieces, then slit his ceiling light wires to savour his bong filled with single malt scotch.

"He's crazy." I titilated wildly, "Why I remember when RT frenched Mel. Mel squealed and grabbed his cleaver, hugging RT closer." Lucikly, those ginormous hands are gentle when caressing the leftovers of Weren's exposed carcass. He removed the entrails to boil them along with ToT's candles to make a tasty stew.

Members of the House Subcommittee on Sarcasm are planning to roast Inky with the first robin of spring. Called "Rinky," this turducken inspired recipe for unremitting lunacy is often administered rectally to ensure absorption of liquor directly into the blood stream. It annoyed Ben but,who gives two overly ginormous tatas about what Ben, his monkey's moustache, or his mother's left butt cheek have to do with this story. That's why we give Cindy jello!

Meanwhile, Cray sat on a tuffet while ToT stood, playing pinball backwards. Hugh Jass blocked with his navel, the incoming punch from auntybug, who obviously drank too many shots of her own urine that smelled of Roses' Peppermint Schnapps. "That's the stuff," said ToT as another warm drop of blood trickled down the edge of the steak.

Omagrinky slammed Mel onto the hard cement block sitting atop the Mercedes.

Mel's bowels reciprocated, which Car Girl accidentally sniffed with wild, reckless abandon. It wasn't the stuff she figured
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