Confucius say... (adult)

WildBill · Jan 8, 2008

...Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Any others?

Theognome

TrainofThought · Jan 8, 2008

Confucius say, he who walks in rain gets wet. :roll:

JeanneTGC · Jan 9, 2008

Confucius asks...

If a man is alone with no woman to hear him speak, is what he says still wrong?

donroc · Jan 9, 2008

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary. Has to be said aloud of course.

www.donaldmichaelplatt.com

Jersey Chick · Jan 9, 2008

He who lives in a glass house should get dressed in the basement

auntybug · Jan 9, 2008

Confucius say..

Virgin like water balloon. One prick and its all over.

WildBill · Jan 9, 2008

Man who lay wife on ground have piece on earth.

Theognome

donroc · Jan 9, 2008

I hope these pass the censor --- from my first childhood:

Confucious say woman who fly upside down have crack up.
secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on desk.

www.donaldmichaelplatt.com

Kevin Yarbrough · Feb 14, 2008

Does size really matter? Depends on the dowsing rod.

L.R. Currell · Mar 13, 2008

Confucious SAY man who pumps cream into tart not necessarially village baker

Elodie-Caroline · Mar 14, 2008

Confucious say, man who sticks cock in biscuit tin, must be f@cking crackers.

Elodie

Robert Toy · Mar 14, 2008

Confucious say, two wongs do not make a white

TrainofThought · Mar 14, 2008

Confucius say, she who leaves door open gets slammed.

A.M. Wildman · Mar 14, 2008

Confucius say: " Man who runs through airport turnstiles going to Bangkok."

TrainofThought · Mar 14, 2008

Confucius say, woman with yeast doesn’t get cooking.

Dale Emery · Mar 14, 2008

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with problem wake up with solution in hand.

Anthony Matias · Mar 14, 2008

Confucius say: It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Jongfan · Mar 14, 2008

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

Elodie-Caroline · Mar 14, 2008

Confucious also say, man who goes to bed with itchy @ss, wakes up with smelly fingers.

Anthony Matias · Mar 14, 2008

Confucious say: Man who run behind car get exhausted.

L.R. Currell · Mar 15, 2008

Actually Robert, Caldwell said that not Confucious

maxmordon · Mar 15, 2008

Confucious say:

Having the mind clean is symptom of Alzeheimer's
Make mistakes is human, blame others for your mistakes is even more human
There is a better world, but is too expensive
There are two words that open a lot of doors: pull and push

Robert Toy · Mar 16, 2008

L.R. Currell said:
Actually Robert, Caldwell said that not Confucious

You mean that all the other quotes being attributed to Confucius were really not made by him? Damn what is this coming to... :Shrug:

JeanneTGC · Mar 16, 2008

Robert Toy said:
You mean that all the other quotes being attributed to Confucius were really not made by him? Damn what is this coming to...

Next someone will say that the world isn't flat at all!

Robert Toy · Mar 16, 2008

Confucius say:

"It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get"

That's genuine Confucius, obviously the old fart had zero sense of humor...

Confucius say... (adult)

A flowering bud of bitchiness

I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch

Historicals and Horror rule

Up all night to get Loki

teh other evil broad

Historicals and Horror rule

Will write for peace of mind

FOB and Slayer of windmills

A flowering bud of bitchiness

Tentenda via est

A flowering bud of bitchiness

is way off topic

Insane, in a good way

Penúltimo

FOB and Slayer of windmills

I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch

FOB and Slayer of windmills

I am Catwoman...and Gini Koch

I am Catwoman...and Gini Koch