Bob Dylan once did a song called 'Ugliest Girl in the world'
'The woman that I love she got a hook in her nose,
Her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes,
she speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop,
Don't know why I love her but I just can't stop,
I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world...'
BTW - much earlier in the thread, someone was saying something about 'Seasons in the Sun'
That was done by Terry Jacks
I will admit to being somewhat expert on 60's and 70's pop, rock and one-hit wonders.