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    Quote Originally Posted by Draíocht View Post
    Seep makes me gag. It makes me think of an infected wound.
    Indeed. It doesn't help any, either, if you've ever been with a woman who's "ladybits" are an "outie"...
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    Hole. Pole. Hairy mole.

    (Okay, maybe I haven't read that last one in erotica. Yet.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches View Post
    Hole. Pole. Hairy mole.

    (Okay, maybe I haven't read that last one in erotica. Yet.)
    Double dog dare ya.

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    Not. A fucking. Chance.

    (Devon might have other ideas.)

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    Hairy mole fetish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brainstorm77 View Post
    Hairy mole fetish.
    I hate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brainstorm77 View Post
    Hairy mole fetish.
    Now with extra twincest.

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    Thought I'd chime in. I haven't seen this word in ages, but ran across it the other day: Manroot! I mean really? It makes me giggle even now. :-D

    Awesome thread, btw!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashla Mikell View Post
    I haven't seen this word in ages, but ran across it the other day: Manroot!
    I've seen that before too, but I think it's also been a while. I can't remember where I saw it either.

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    If you plant a manroot in soil and water it, does it grow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morven View Post
    If you plant a manroot in soil and water it, does it grow?
    I just want you to know you've put a mind-scarring image in my head.

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    *bows* Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashla Mikell View Post
    Thought I'd chime in. I haven't seen this word in ages, but ran across it the other day: Manroot! I mean really? It makes me giggle even now. :-D

    Awesome thread, btw!
    I can't imagine writing a sentence with 'manroot' in it without cracking up. There is not a hope in hell that I could ever take that word seriously! Hilarious. Thanks for sharing, Ashla!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morven View Post
    If you plant a manroot in soil and water it, does it grow?
    And now the often-used movie image of a hand reaching up through loose soil has been replaced.

    Maryn, chuckling
    Kindness. It doesn't cost a damned thing. If you're smart, you'll spread that stuff all over the place.

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    I've been trying to come up with some new words for my WIP, and this is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

    Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dra¨ªocht View Post
    I can't imagine writing a sentence with 'manroot' in it without cracking up. There is not a hope in hell that I could ever take that word seriously! Hilarious. Thanks for sharing, Ashla!
    Lol...I agree. There is no good way to make manroot sound convincing. Just...ewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashla Mikell View Post
    Lol...I agree. There is no good way to make manroot sound convincing. Just...ewe.
    Especially if said "manroot" is really more like a stumpy little weed...
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    Vulva...

    something about that word just makes me feel sick. When I was a child, I read a book about a dogs life and it mentioned her vulva when she was having puppies and ever since then I've just associated the word with a dog. Gross... I know.

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    I'd like to thank you all. Few things in my life have made me laugh as hard as this thread has.
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    I have been taking notes.
    TWAT - I'd only ever use it in a derogatory sense. ("a foolish or despicable person", from dictionary.com)
    LADYGARDEN - Only if we're doing agriculture down there. Though it might be the appropriate place to plant a 'manroot'. :)
    VULVA - I'm with those who find it just so wrong.
    PRICK - Is something you might do to yourself with a needle if you're not careful enough. Though, it does have the virtue of being recyclable. As in, "the prick pricked her with his prick".

    These are only my humble opinions... and thus should be taken as gospel. :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by silent_count View Post
    LADYGARDEN - Only if we're doing agriculture down there. Though it might be the appropriate place to plant a 'manroot'.
    Funny... I really don't care if she calls it a "ladygarden"... Just so long as my "manroot" can find its way home, I'm happy.
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    Mast.

    No, just no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver-Midnight View Post
    Mast.

    No, just no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feral_Sophisticate View Post
    I actually saw that in a book I got today. Granted, it was a free read but still. Just....why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver-Midnight View Post
    I actually saw that in a book I got today. Granted, it was a free read but still. Just....why?
    Granted, I have no issue with referring to an erect penis "standing at full mast", but to call one's tackle a "mast"...?

    Kinda dehumanizes it, but then again, so does calling it "tackle"...
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