Actually, how's this (to Purefoy): "I need you to put your hard, throbbing meatlizard in my forest of righteous truth and wiggle it about a bit until my ladygarden has a fizzy?"
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That's why it's called a candy shop.
There are titty bars in Thailand that show that very thing.
Bradley Cooper told me.
Climax. idk why. i think it pertains more to books lol
I will say this once: anybody calling a vagina a "Velvet Tardis" can never be taken seriously.
and yes, I've heard it called that in a work that was intended to be serious
"He would see this country burn if he could be King of the Ashes."
Bigger on the inside than it appeared from the outside?
Anacry--You don't like the word 'cock'? It's by far my favorite word for penis...all those lovely hard consonants.
Throbbing? Do these women have Supergirl's vision capabilities? Can they see the man's pulse and blood pressure? I picture a bad 50s sci-fi film with some sort of alien with big veins over its head pulsing up and down thanks to some off-camera sfx person squeezing a rubber siphon bulb. It conjures the sound of a heartbeat. Seems ripe for an Edgar Allen Poe reboot, such as The Telltale Schlong.
If it could throb as the phrase implies, well, the local adult store would have not a single toy on the shelves because there would be no need. I'm sure someone would have trained theirs to buzz and vibrate as well. And likely as not, every male would die within six months of puberty because their blood pressure would have to be 400 over 200.
Funny, but not a turn on.
Come to think of it, I should use it as a story title. The Case of the Throbbing Manhood. Or The Throbbing Manhood from Mars.