Horror, three words at a time

JeanneTGC · Jan 4, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited a riot of

Jaycinth · Jan 4, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities

Rolling Thunder · Jan 4, 2008

I believe this thread went from Horror to Science Fiction when Haggis was described as having 'a big Willie'.

Um...don't mind me. Carry on.

Little Red Barn · Jan 4, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled

Little Red Barn · Jan 4, 2008

Rllgthunder said:
I believe this thread went from Horror to Science Fiction when Haggis was described as having 'a big Willie'.

Um...don't mind me. Carry on.

heehee, compliments of aadams, darn I miss her! *sigh*

Kerr · Jan 5, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught

Jaycinth · Jan 6, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT

Kerr · Jan 6, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly

Jaycinth · Jan 6, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar

HorrorWriter · Jan 7, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his uglydamnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis

Jaycinth · Jan 7, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips

Bmwhtly · Jan 7, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed

DominickEvans · Jan 7, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Jaycinth · Jan 7, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis

Haggis · Jan 7, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely
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DL Hegel · Jan 7, 2008

Haggis said:
The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely,
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almost, except for

truelyana · Jan 7, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely, almost, except for he's waivering hand

kimmeunier · Jan 7, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely, almost, except for he's wavering hand acutely stabbing in

Haggis · Jan 7, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely, almost, except for he's wavering hand acutely stabbing inside RT's skull thingy.

Kerr · Jan 8, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely, almost, except for he's wavering hand acutely stabbing inside RT's skull thingy.

Shocked, RT stiffenned

Gooch · Jan 8, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely, almost, except for he's wavering hand acutely stabbing inside RT's skull thingy.

Shocked, RT stiffenned and let out

Bmwhtly · Jan 8, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely, almost, except for he's wavering hand acutely stabbing inside RT's skull thingy.

Shocked, RT stiffenned and let out a bloodcurdling chuckle

Haggis · Jan 8, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely, almost, except for he's wavering hand acutely stabbing inside RT's skull thingy.

Shocked, RT stiffenned and let out a bloodcurdling chuckle. Then he died.

Jaycinth · Jan 8, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely, almost, except for he's wavering hand acutely stabbing inside RT's skull thingy.

Shocked, RT stiffenned and let out a bloodcurdling chuckle. Then he died, body parts liquifying

Haggis · Jan 8, 2008

The three-headed gargoyle took umbrage to whatever he wanted, last week when RT disrespected Jaycinth, he lost one head, but gained another. Unfortunately, it was a teeny tiny head much like a ravenous flea. Consequently, nobody ever suspected it was a cloned hybrid of Haggis' cousin's cat's hairball.

The true horror was what lived in the hairball; a mixture of writers and poets. But even more so was the spine-tingling horror; they all lived in AW land, which was ruled by Haggis, God of all words and noodle whips.

But one day a fluffy, pink Hello Kitty dropped by and excreted sentient crystals all over Haggis' good friend JeanneTGC, constructing fungoid appendages that groped blindly, and hung grotesquely from each orifice.

Hello Kitty was not done. She ripped out her large onions, which reeked of steaming demonic filth, which rose and fermented throughout AW land. Clutching their throats and gasping for breath, the good poets and writers of AW land sharpened their quill-spears, readying themselves for the birth of seething amorphous travesties--bald mini-me Haggises!

JeanneTGC shot Haggis's sworn enemy, Rllgthunder, right between the twins, missed and hit Haggis square in the big Willie, then shot RT anyway. Haggis was unharmed. If you consider JeanneTGCs quandry, you'd know her thirst for blood would magnify and soon she incited writhing undead monstrosities.

AW Land quivered violently, then Office Party rattled, and Tio crumbled under the onslaught. Abjectly remorseful, RT reared his ugly damnation tainted scimitar and struck Haggis, shearing bloody strips which he barbequed with a steak.

Feeding Haggis haggis healed Haggis completely, almost, except for he's wavering hand acutely stabbing inside RT's skull thingy.

Shocked, RT stiffenned and let out a bloodcurdling chuckle. Then he died, body parts liquifying into loathsome putrescence.

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