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"Matter of fact, Mr. Snidely, I hate this company, and I hate the sight of you, and I quit!"*

*Possibly not the best way to resign from a job. :e2hammer:
 

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Life may exist somewhere in the universe beyond our own planet, but getting in touch with it will be a problem.
 

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Natural talent is great and all, but you still need a good editor.
 

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*And cheat - double sentence writer.* Pleeze pass me the somer saltz and foire moi onsite edeetor.
 

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"Floor it!" Butch yelled to the get-away driver.
 

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Helping myself to the cash that fell from the back of the armored truck, during the robbery, I felt a little bit guilty.
 

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Scone! Why would anyone eat something with such a ridiculous name? I think I'll have the mantou or maybe some obi non.
 

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"Staple that note to your forehead. Maybe you'll remember," she said, while handing him a stapler.
 

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Stapler in hand, Miss Wiggins stomped around the office, glaring at anyone who dared raise their eyes.
 

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"Eyes left!" the sergeant barked as his troops passed the reviewing stand, but he had made a grievous mistake, because the reviewing stand (where the President stood) was on the right.
 

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Right! That's enough beating about the bush, Nymtoc! Show me the money!
 

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Honey, I know you've got something stashed away under that floppy red hat.