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M.S. Wiggins

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Nymtoc is neither pet nor beasty, but the filigree of our imaginations—a true enigma.
 

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Constipated, the evil overlord was unable to pursue his dastardly plots.
 

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"Command this!" Cried the Blue Rooster as he unleased his special super chicken power. A torrent of blue feathers flew from his wing tips at the evil Captain Goat.
 

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Shadows are often used by suspense writers to increase...um...suspense.
 

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Trek backward along the rutted paths of rolling foothills.
 

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Twilight was a peaceful time when you had a redneck firepit (large tire hub), a few drinks, and a blanket were really comfortable when you had good friends with ya, or a good love.
 

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Miles apart though you and I may sadly be,
I remember still our kiss 'neath the weeping willow tree.
 

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Tree, why don't you grow money instead of apples?
 

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"Rotten bastard!" She cried.....as he pinched her buttocks....followed quickly by a slap of her hand to his face.
 

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"Face it! You cannot build a bona fide redneck fire pit without a tractor rim. You call this fancy- pantsed, elitist, gas contraption that came boxed up from Lowe's a fire pit? Girl, you have lost your redneck credentials! Turn in your overalls and K State tee-shirt."
 

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Tee-shirts with jagged edges are a must....or at least mossy oak camo if your going mudding with a bunch of rednecks.

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Rednecks have a reputation for being unclean, unkempt, unread, unsavory, unenlightened, uneducated, unseemly, uncouth, unwholesome, unredeemable and even unhinged, but is that a fair assessment?
 

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Assessments of rednecks is gravely inaccurate at times. It almost sounds like they're politicians. Scallywags.
 

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Scallywags and carpetbaggers can always hoodwink a percentage of the population, but, as Mr. Lincoln said, no one is slick enough to fool all of the people all of the time. A democracy guarantees that eventually the majority of voters, regardless of neck color, will see through a self serving charlatan. --s6
 
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